Dan S.
@danontheearth.bsky.social
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
Peanut.
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Peanut.
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It absolutely helps, I promise 💚🐢
If you're feeling overwhelmed, you can just go to the search bar on this app and put in "Jeremy's salad" and do whatever the opposite of doom scrolling is. 💕
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It absolutely helps, I promise 💚🐢
Today, I am officially an Adult!
I have acquired my first cardigan. It is knit, dark gray, and has a hood. It is very cosy, which needed in our modern world.
I have acquired my first cardigan. It is knit, dark gray, and has a hood. It is very cosy, which needed in our modern world.
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Today, I am officially an Adult!
I have acquired my first cardigan. It is knit, dark gray, and has a hood. It is very cosy, which needed in our modern world.
I have acquired my first cardigan. It is knit, dark gray, and has a hood. It is very cosy, which needed in our modern world.
Breaking shots *might* be safer. The science isn’t there but it’s done in the EU, as the vaccine “skeptics” argue.
PEOPLE IN EUROPE AND MOST OTHER “DEVELOPED” NATIONS HAVE A CODIFIED & ENFORCED SOCIAL SAFETY SO PARENTS CAN TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK TO BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE DOCTOR!
PEOPLE IN EUROPE AND MOST OTHER “DEVELOPED” NATIONS HAVE A CODIFIED & ENFORCED SOCIAL SAFETY SO PARENTS CAN TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK TO BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE DOCTOR!
Breaking up the shots into multiple visits doesn't actually hurt, as long as you go and get them, but the point of combined shots is to not bring parents back again and again. Convenience actually makes vaccination easier.
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Breaking shots *might* be safer. The science isn’t there but it’s done in the EU, as the vaccine “skeptics” argue.
PEOPLE IN EUROPE AND MOST OTHER “DEVELOPED” NATIONS HAVE A CODIFIED & ENFORCED SOCIAL SAFETY SO PARENTS CAN TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK TO BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE DOCTOR!
PEOPLE IN EUROPE AND MOST OTHER “DEVELOPED” NATIONS HAVE A CODIFIED & ENFORCED SOCIAL SAFETY SO PARENTS CAN TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK TO BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE DOCTOR!
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My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great."
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great."
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Why does Rachel Maddow, the largest of the news monsters, not simply eat the other news monsters?”
I mean, it’s a valid point.
I mean, it’s a valid point.
Bari Weiss would simply not have a career in a world where journalists were valued on merit instead of their usefulness to a class of oligarchs who need to prevent people from ripping all their limbs off
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why does Rachel Maddow, the largest of the news monsters, not simply eat the other news monsters?”
I mean, it’s a valid point.
I mean, it’s a valid point.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
I heard it was because when her interview was finishing up, she dropped her briefcase and the spaghetti it was carrying went everywhere.
I heard it was actually because she put a handful of tennis balls in the teachers’ lounge microwave
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I heard it was because when her interview was finishing up, she dropped her briefcase and the spaghetti it was carrying went everywhere.
Why is this a surprise? Why is this a surprise anymore?
This 2nd iteration of Trump doesn’t care about appearances or anything but polite society. They don’t care about legality or precedent; after they got away with an insurrection, why should they?
How will they ever get consequences? By who?
This 2nd iteration of Trump doesn’t care about appearances or anything but polite society. They don’t care about legality or precedent; after they got away with an insurrection, why should they?
How will they ever get consequences? By who?
Dems are doing an exceptional job in Noem oversight hearing, using a lot of clips. @delia.bsky.social included a video FROM THIS HEARING of Noem lying.
But this picture is pretty funny.
But this picture is pretty funny.
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why is this a surprise? Why is this a surprise anymore?
This 2nd iteration of Trump doesn’t care about appearances or anything but polite society. They don’t care about legality or precedent; after they got away with an insurrection, why should they?
How will they ever get consequences? By who?
This 2nd iteration of Trump doesn’t care about appearances or anything but polite society. They don’t care about legality or precedent; after they got away with an insurrection, why should they?
How will they ever get consequences? By who?
My wife’s new green flag is her color-commentary to/about/for the birds outside of our house.
She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.
She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My wife’s new green flag is her color-commentary to/about/for the birds outside of our house.
She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.
She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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woke wants to turn the ten commandments into the 6-7 commandments
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
woke wants to turn the ten commandments into the 6-7 commandments
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8/ A public service reminder:
This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts.
That's because the truth is:
It's not an armed conflict.
The laws of war thus don't apply.
The more restrictive rules of human rights apply.
It's extrajudicial killing under that law.
This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts.
That's because the truth is:
It's not an armed conflict.
The laws of war thus don't apply.
The more restrictive rules of human rights apply.
It's extrajudicial killing under that law.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
8/ A public service reminder:
This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts.
That's because the truth is:
It's not an armed conflict.
The laws of war thus don't apply.
The more restrictive rules of human rights apply.
It's extrajudicial killing under that law.
This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts.
That's because the truth is:
It's not an armed conflict.
The laws of war thus don't apply.
The more restrictive rules of human rights apply.
It's extrajudicial killing under that law.
Willow, the pumpernickel loaf previously mentioned, was super sick.
It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection.
Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.
It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection.
Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Willow, the pumpernickel loaf previously mentioned, was super sick.
It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection.
Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.
It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection.
Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.
My sweet pumpernickel loaf is sick. With what? Only Bast (or the tests) know
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My sweet pumpernickel loaf is sick. With what? Only Bast (or the tests) know
From the man himself!
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
From the man himself!
Tom Lehrer has been on my mind lately and I apparently reposted the first of this thread upon his passing, here’s number the second.
To Mr. Lobachevsky!
To Mr. Lobachevsky!
I worked as a mathematician at the NSA during the second Obama administration and the first half of the first Trump administration. I had long enjoyed Tom Lehrer's music, and I knew he had worked for the NSA during the Korean War era.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tom Lehrer has been on my mind lately and I apparently reposted the first of this thread upon his passing, here’s number the second.
To Mr. Lobachevsky!
To Mr. Lobachevsky!
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WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
please note
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November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
That’s what happened!
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That’s what happened!
I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles.
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
I don't like the president very much
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles.
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm
This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout.
Rigatoni President.
Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this)
-Donald the Worm