Daniel Wise
@danwise.bsky.social
High school teacher, parent, Mets fan, New Yorker living in Somerville Mass. I used to be “with it” but then they changed what “it” was. He/his
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Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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Fantastic piece.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fantastic piece.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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This is probably the funniest headline of the year.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is probably the funniest headline of the year.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"In the 1950s, the targets were individual teachers—communists, progressives, liberals—and their left-wing unions. Now the target is the system itself."
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"In the 1950s, the targets were individual teachers—communists, progressives, liberals—and their left-wing unions. Now the target is the system itself."
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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If there were a “Department of War” it would obviously be very very small when we aren’t at war, right?
September 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If there were a “Department of War” it would obviously be very very small when we aren’t at war, right?
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The Mets are promoting pitching prospect Jonah Tong, league sources tell The Athletic.
August 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Mets are promoting pitching prospect Jonah Tong, league sources tell The Athletic.
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This is a fantastic response bsky.app/profile/eric...
August 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is a fantastic response bsky.app/profile/eric...
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The man just referenced deep dish favorably while running for office in New York.
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be fine.
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be fine.
This man has zero idea what the fuck he's talking about. Eat shit and stay away from Chicago.
August 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The man just referenced deep dish favorably while running for office in New York.
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be fine.
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be fine.
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Sitting under the ceiling fan you installed after taking two gummies
Vacationing without your CPAP machine
Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers
Vacationing without your CPAP machine
Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers
Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged
Hiring a plumber without vetting them across multiple Facebook community forums Starting a movie after 9 p.m. Texting without your glasses Eating a...
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August 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sitting under the ceiling fan you installed after taking two gummies
Vacationing without your CPAP machine
Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers
Vacationing without your CPAP machine
Parking in a space reserved for shoppers with toddlers
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yesss things are about to get interesting
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
yesss things are about to get interesting
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When you spent $25 million on your birthday party but the tanks were old and the clown wasn’t funny and the taco bowls didn’t have enough cheese and all the cool kids went to a different party.
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When you spent $25 million on your birthday party but the tanks were old and the clown wasn’t funny and the taco bowls didn’t have enough cheese and all the cool kids went to a different party.
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer