DanZwoda.bsky.social
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The best person you will ever know.
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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I wish I could walk like a 2-D rpg sprite, just flipping horizontally back and forth while I beat up low level animals and so forth…
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I wish I could walk like a 2-D rpg sprite, just flipping horizontally back and forth while I beat up low level animals and so forth…
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the hell with it. tonight, I’m breaking out that special bottle of dish soap that i usually save for the good dishes
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the hell with it. tonight, I’m breaking out that special bottle of dish soap that i usually save for the good dishes
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Here’s my Evangelion/Nirvana tribute piece! I had a blast tossing in as many Easter eggs as possible. Please take the time to look through if you’re bored #evangelion #nirvana #edwinhuang #reiayanami #asukalangleysoryu #marimakinami
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here’s my Evangelion/Nirvana tribute piece! I had a blast tossing in as many Easter eggs as possible. Please take the time to look through if you’re bored #evangelion #nirvana #edwinhuang #reiayanami #asukalangleysoryu #marimakinami
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Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Galaxy Quest, like Iron Giant , Fury Road and Tremors, is one of those rare movies without flaws. It's not just good, but miraculous.
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
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Is your child secretly in a rabbit cult? Check their texts to learn the warning signs:
BBL: big beautiful lagomorph
BRB: bunnies recapitulate the byronic
lMAO: lagomorphs make all One
MILF: Mighty interesting lagomorph, friend
BBL: big beautiful lagomorph
BRB: bunnies recapitulate the byronic
lMAO: lagomorphs make all One
MILF: Mighty interesting lagomorph, friend
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is your child secretly in a rabbit cult? Check their texts to learn the warning signs:
BBL: big beautiful lagomorph
BRB: bunnies recapitulate the byronic
lMAO: lagomorphs make all One
MILF: Mighty interesting lagomorph, friend
BBL: big beautiful lagomorph
BRB: bunnies recapitulate the byronic
lMAO: lagomorphs make all One
MILF: Mighty interesting lagomorph, friend
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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when I am old I want to become a whimsical witty nun in a small town in the south of england where there's a new murder every week so I get to be a recurring side character to a stuffy detective from the continent with a stupid mustache
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
when I am old I want to become a whimsical witty nun in a small town in the south of england where there's a new murder every week so I get to be a recurring side character to a stuffy detective from the continent with a stupid mustache
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December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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'active reload' sleep mechanics in RPG where instead of choosing how long you sleep at whim, you have to correctly time a button press or you sleep way too little or way too much
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
'active reload' sleep mechanics in RPG where instead of choosing how long you sleep at whim, you have to correctly time a button press or you sleep way too little or way too much
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Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
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Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
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As a kid I thought AI was going to be cool af.
Instead we get Mickey Mouse whispering to kill yourself, The Mona Lisa giving crypto investment advice and your long dead nan reciting passages from Mein Kampf.
Instead we get Mickey Mouse whispering to kill yourself, The Mona Lisa giving crypto investment advice and your long dead nan reciting passages from Mein Kampf.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
As a kid I thought AI was going to be cool af.
Instead we get Mickey Mouse whispering to kill yourself, The Mona Lisa giving crypto investment advice and your long dead nan reciting passages from Mein Kampf.
Instead we get Mickey Mouse whispering to kill yourself, The Mona Lisa giving crypto investment advice and your long dead nan reciting passages from Mein Kampf.
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.