Sam.
@darleysam.bsky.social
Socials for The Longest Johns
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Freelance internet contributor (he/him)
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Freelance internet contributor (he/him)
One of the all-time greatest videos (and video series') to exist on the internet.
OH THANK GOD it's probably not blaine so I can still enjoy this funny as shit parody of him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqs...
David Blaine Street Magic Part 2
YouTube video by ThoseLilRabbits
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November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the all-time greatest videos (and video series') to exist on the internet.
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ANNOY your gaming friends by referring to TTRPGs as "teeterpigs"
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ANNOY your gaming friends by referring to TTRPGs as "teeterpigs"
This rules, I love reading these kinds of stories
Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2".
I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads):
mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
I wrote it up over on Mastodon (I find it's better at long threads):
mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF/115589...
Tom Forsyth (@[email protected])
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Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may heard of called "Half Life 2". Are you sitting comfortably? Then I sha...
mastodon.gamedev.place
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This rules, I love reading these kinds of stories
Well I just finished Citizen Sleeper 2 and am so glad I did't listen through the soundtrack before completing the game because the emotional gutpunch I just took was as big as the first game's. Thank you @jumpovertheage.com and @amosroddy.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well I just finished Citizen Sleeper 2 and am so glad I did't listen through the soundtrack before completing the game because the emotional gutpunch I just took was as big as the first game's. Thank you @jumpovertheage.com and @amosroddy.bsky.social
Scrutinising the back of a bag of McCain oven chips for the varietal, region, process, and grind.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Scrutinising the back of a bag of McCain oven chips for the varietal, region, process, and grind.
I feel relatively convinced that the Pope DJ rave video is real, but it just makes me sad that I can't easily trust stuff like that any more because of AI. It's like picking through your dinner before eating, by which point it's all cold and disappointing.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I feel relatively convinced that the Pope DJ rave video is real, but it just makes me sad that I can't easily trust stuff like that any more because of AI. It's like picking through your dinner before eating, by which point it's all cold and disappointing.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Absolutely 100% agree, this is something I've been feeling for years. We literally can't banish the people we don't like into the phantom zone, it doesn't work like that. We have to allow people ways to rehabilitate.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Absolutely 100% agree, this is something I've been feeling for years. We literally can't banish the people we don't like into the phantom zone, it doesn't work like that. We have to allow people ways to rehabilitate.
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desertbus.org/2025/prize/V... This is our VERY LAST giveaway of the Desert Bus for Hope 2025 run! And it's definitely worth the wait. This 1:1 scale FF7 Buster Sword replica is finally up for grabs, and if you want a chance to win...then donate $7.77 or multiples thereof by 11:45am PST!!
1:1 Scale FF VII Buster Sword Replica
This 1:1 scale recreation of the iconic Buster Sword from Final Fantasy 7 is a behemoth of a prop. Measuring a staggering 170cm (5′7″) long it's sure to impress, whether it's as a cosplay accessory...
desertbus.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
desertbus.org/2025/prize/V... This is our VERY LAST giveaway of the Desert Bus for Hope 2025 run! And it's definitely worth the wait. This 1:1 scale FF7 Buster Sword replica is finally up for grabs, and if you want a chance to win...then donate $7.77 or multiples thereof by 11:45am PST!!
Hell yeah, I love this stuff
🔴Live!
Let's get creepy. youtube.com/live/Gk5vDtS...
Let's get creepy. youtube.com/live/Gk5vDtS...
241: Exploring Creepy Radio Signals
Tune in to a man on a mountain with a bunch of antennas.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hell yeah, I love this stuff
Great! But because it's the UK government they're probably going to offset this by sending round a man with a gun to shoot your pets.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Great! But because it's the UK government they're probably going to offset this by sending round a man with a gun to shoot your pets.
Just looked at the Steam reviews for Citizen Sleeper 2 (a game which I'm currently playing and enjoying immensely, thoroughly hooked into a "just one more day" loop), and.. I guess take the confidence of a Steam reviewer into your daily life?
The developer is literally from the UK, but sure.
The developer is literally from the UK, but sure.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just looked at the Steam reviews for Citizen Sleeper 2 (a game which I'm currently playing and enjoying immensely, thoroughly hooked into a "just one more day" loop), and.. I guess take the confidence of a Steam reviewer into your daily life?
The developer is literally from the UK, but sure.
The developer is literally from the UK, but sure.
Absolute bell-end of a leader. Good lord.
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies while families struggle
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal.
www.thenational.scot
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Absolute bell-end of a leader. Good lord.
So yeah, when I say there's people on both sides of the political spectrum who just want a fight and will take any excuse to have it, this is the kind of justification and excuse-making I'm on about.
Please, no, take the mob-rule elsewhere.
Please, no, take the mob-rule elsewhere.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So yeah, when I say there's people on both sides of the political spectrum who just want a fight and will take any excuse to have it, this is the kind of justification and excuse-making I'm on about.
Please, no, take the mob-rule elsewhere.
Please, no, take the mob-rule elsewhere.
Twitch is doing its best to drive away the good streams!
We have somehow been banned within ten minutes of going live despite streaming nothing but public domain film. Alright, message received, Jeff!
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Twitch is doing its best to drive away the good streams!
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A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women.
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out - BBC News
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women.
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
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can't imagine why video games are struggling when the prevailing business model is "we didn't pay any people to make this, but you can pay us (monthly) to play it, and pay even more to play the whole thing, but also you don't own it"
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
can't imagine why video games are struggling when the prevailing business model is "we didn't pay any people to make this, but you can pay us (monthly) to play it, and pay even more to play the whole thing, but also you don't own it"
Calling it now that 2025's Word of the Year should be 'slop'
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Calling it now that 2025's Word of the Year should be 'slop'
Damn, son
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Damn, son
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"Accept all our cookies and tracking, or subscribe" is not an acceptable solution, websites!
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Accept all our cookies and tracking, or subscribe" is not an acceptable solution, websites!