Bazooka Joe
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Bazooka Joe
@databaselawyer.bsky.social
Ex-trial lawyer turned software architect a long time ago, living the American dream in the Minnesota tundra ... for now.
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i feel like it's an open question whether or not the flu vaccine will even be available next season
On Friday night, HHS ordered CDC to take down all flu vaccine campaign materials from its website. Materials are starting to come down.
For example, a campaign explaining that flu shot can reduce flu severity from "wild to mild" is now offline. Left image is from Friday, right is now

Meanwhile...
February 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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They keep raising the price of eggs to keep you from throwing them at cybertrucks
January 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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$239 million (that we know of) on the 2024 election.

It's Big Oil's POLLUTION that causes the warming, but it's their MONEY that keeps the pollution flowing even though *clean energy is a thing.*
January 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Interesting deep dive (pardon the pun?) on the pursuit of super-deep geothermal. The potential is really jaw-dropping.
Searching For Climate Salvation In Deep Hellfire | NOEMA
Geothermal energy has become the renewable that got left behind as solar and wind accelerate. Why then do its most determined advocates still insist it could be the key to the renewable energy transit...
www.noemamag.com
January 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Trump’s decision to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Agreement is deeply concerning. This move sidelines us from global climate efforts, aligning us with only four other countries - Iran, Libya, Yemen, and Eritrea. It risks stalling renewable energy progress and has long term consequences. #climate
Trump Orders U.S. Exit From the Paris Agreement on Climate
The United States will be one of only four countries outside the Paris Agreement, which is designed to reduce global greenhouse gas emissions.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Addie: "This is what not having TikTok makes you do."

Me: "Be useful?"
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you care more about the TikTok ban than you do about these abortion bans, I suggest you consider realigning your priorities.

People are still dying every day in America because of abortion bans.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It’s 25 degrees in Kansas City where the Chiefs and Texans are playing for a full stadium. Guess it’s only dangerous when it’s an inauguration.
January 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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some ways to generate electricity

A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons

B) use sunlight to make electrons
January 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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we’d all get along much better if people knew which lane they should be driving in
January 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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An easy way to know if your house is haunted is to bake a cake that says “for ghost” and see if anything takes it
January 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
shout out to all the big dogs out there who constantly do this shit, but we love them anyway. My two "Bigs."
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I swear, if eggs aren’t back down to .99¢ by this time next week I’m going to be VERY pissed off.
January 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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With the incoming administration, there's going to be a lot of bullshit and misinformation about offshore wind floating around. Here is a well-documented summary of the best scientific information on the subject:

oceanconservancy.org/wp-content/u...
oceanconservancy.org
January 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Climate change will NOT destroy the planet. It will end humanity.

Planet Earth will recover and all its plants and animals thrive, long after humans are gone.

Remember this. 🌍
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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trying to purge toxic masculinity resulted in nerds getting too much power and now we have neomasculinity
January 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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“sugar free soda is killing you!” my body is full of microplastics and the earth is dying
January 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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As a species, needing shoes is pretty fkn pathetic
January 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM