Paul Hicks
@davetrek42.bsky.social
Gatekeeper of Yesterday & Heir to the Muppet Throne.
Formerly @Davetrek42 on Xwitter, Threads, etc.
Formerly @Davetrek42 on Xwitter, Threads, etc.
Lionel loves sleeping on his little pillow.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Lionel loves sleeping on his little pillow.
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
I don't feel weird in megachurches, and I think making fun of them is silly. If people want to upgrade their Jesus to Mega-Jesus, just let them. Who gives a shit?
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't feel weird in megachurches, and I think making fun of them is silly. If people want to upgrade their Jesus to Mega-Jesus, just let them. Who gives a shit?
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We're having typical (but not recent!) Seattle-style rain today in SF. It's just gently falling from the sky without wind or crazy downpours. The sound of car tires on wet roads sounds like home.
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We're having typical (but not recent!) Seattle-style rain today in SF. It's just gently falling from the sky without wind or crazy downpours. The sound of car tires on wet roads sounds like home.
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I forgot that I shouldn't look on the internet after I like an episode of Doctor Who.
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I forgot that I shouldn't look on the internet after I like an episode of Doctor Who.
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I ate my weight in chili cheese fries I made hahahaha *rolls away*.
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I ate my weight in chili cheese fries I made hahahaha *rolls away*.
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wow unfollowing now. didn't realize santa's workshop was into union busting and forcing employee attrition through an aggressive RTO policy
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
wow unfollowing now. didn't realize santa's workshop was into union busting and forcing employee attrition through an aggressive RTO policy
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Cold night. Warm pasta. Happy Squirrel
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Cold night. Warm pasta. Happy Squirrel
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It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️
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Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today is the deadline to release the Epstein files. The DOJ is refusing to comply.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
This is about justice for survivors and holding participants and co-conspirators accountable.
The Epstein Files Act is the law, not a suggestion.
Release the files. Immediately.
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Hope? You think I don’t have hope? I have a drawer full of unmatched socks waiting like sailors’s wives on their other half to return!
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hope? You think I don’t have hope? I have a drawer full of unmatched socks waiting like sailors’s wives on their other half to return!
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@fallout.bethesdastudios.com season 2 premieres TONIGHT at 6pm PT/9pm ET!!! New episodes every Wednesday starting next week!!!! Fans tell me “Train Train” is a fave of Magnolia’s from Fallout 4… I’m rather fond of it myself, so why not listen while you’re waiting? lynkify.in/song/train-t...
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@fallout.bethesdastudios.com season 2 premieres TONIGHT at 6pm PT/9pm ET!!! New episodes every Wednesday starting next week!!!! Fans tell me “Train Train” is a fave of Magnolia’s from Fallout 4… I’m rather fond of it myself, so why not listen while you’re waiting? lynkify.in/song/train-t...
The crazy bastards went & did it. They invented the Spoon of Saltiness from Baldur's Gate III.
I always carry it with me through the whole game, because I LOVE the idea of a magic spoon that makes everything salty...
...And now it's real.
<wipes away a tear>
Miracles happen, folks.
I always carry it with me through the whole game, because I LOVE the idea of a magic spoon that makes everything salty...
...And now it's real.
<wipes away a tear>
Miracles happen, folks.
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The crazy bastards went & did it. They invented the Spoon of Saltiness from Baldur's Gate III.
I always carry it with me through the whole game, because I LOVE the idea of a magic spoon that makes everything salty...
...And now it's real.
<wipes away a tear>
Miracles happen, folks.
I always carry it with me through the whole game, because I LOVE the idea of a magic spoon that makes everything salty...
...And now it's real.
<wipes away a tear>
Miracles happen, folks.
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once i get this muppet suit on it’s grover for you bitches
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
once i get this muppet suit on it’s grover for you bitches
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I am completely safe for work if you work at the morgue.
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am completely safe for work if you work at the morgue.
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You can’t expect a criminal who has no respect for women, the disabled, people of color, our troops, victims of 9/11, LGBTQ+ people, humanity or even his own demon spawn to show respect after someone is brutally murdered. I’ll never forgive anyone who chose this or sat out.
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You can’t expect a criminal who has no respect for women, the disabled, people of color, our troops, victims of 9/11, LGBTQ+ people, humanity or even his own demon spawn to show respect after someone is brutally murdered. I’ll never forgive anyone who chose this or sat out.
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few joys in life as pure as getting drunk at a hockey game
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
few joys in life as pure as getting drunk at a hockey game
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when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
when mariah was like "all i want for christmas is you" it was because kohl's cash hadn't been invented yet. not many people know this
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let’s go dredge the lake the percs are kicking in
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
let’s go dredge the lake the percs are kicking in
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i don’t forget breakfast it is simply not worth my time
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i don’t forget breakfast it is simply not worth my time
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My best D&D move is counteracting an Attack of Small Talk with a Spell of Not Listening.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My best D&D move is counteracting an Attack of Small Talk with a Spell of Not Listening.
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Made a big pot of chili so I'll have lots of farts to keep the bed warm tonight
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Made a big pot of chili so I'll have lots of farts to keep the bed warm tonight
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made love like a mime trying to resuscitate another mime
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
made love like a mime trying to resuscitate another mime
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I’m going to surprise my wife with a gym membership for Christmas. This is a good plan with no possible downside.
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m going to surprise my wife with a gym membership for Christmas. This is a good plan with no possible downside.