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I am extremely lucky to live without any major physical or mental health issues and even my few small brushes with the cruelty of our health care system have been enough to radicalize me against any candidate who doesn't support universal health care
March 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I am extremely lucky to live without any major physical or mental health issues and even my few small brushes with the cruelty of our health care system have been enough to radicalize me against any candidate who doesn't support universal health care
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really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda
March 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda
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Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
March 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
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Happy Self Care Sunday. Have some waffles. Pet a dog. Masturbate. Watch John Wick and practice karate naked in the living room. Cut your own hair. Drink 3 RedBulls and throw a knife at God. You're worth it.
March 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Self Care Sunday. Have some waffles. Pet a dog. Masturbate. Watch John Wick and practice karate naked in the living room. Cut your own hair. Drink 3 RedBulls and throw a knife at God. You're worth it.
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I’m not sure even left-leaning Americans realize how damaging even “jokes” about 51st state have been.
You can watch Christiane Amanpour realize in real time on CNN just how seriously Canadians are taking the annexation threats.
'My jaw is dropped': Canadian official's interview stuns Amanpour
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m not sure even left-leaning Americans realize how damaging even “jokes” about 51st state have been.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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My ass is so hairy it flosses your teeth while you eat it.
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My ass is so hairy it flosses your teeth while you eat it.
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I know the material reasons for the rise of fascism. I also think another reason - which doesn’t get talked about as much because it’s embarrassing that humans can be that naive - is that when you are financially comfortable but bored, abstract cruelty can give you a sense of purpose.
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I know the material reasons for the rise of fascism. I also think another reason - which doesn’t get talked about as much because it’s embarrassing that humans can be that naive - is that when you are financially comfortable but bored, abstract cruelty can give you a sense of purpose.
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I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy".
You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.
You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.
February 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy".
You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.
You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.
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what i really need instead is willem dafriend
February 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
what i really need instead is willem dafriend
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we’re about to get threeberculosis
February 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
we’re about to get threeberculosis
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If I was a stripper my stage name would be Nate Silver cause of how bad I am at working a pole
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If I was a stripper my stage name would be Nate Silver cause of how bad I am at working a pole
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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I mean I guess the good thing is that I’ve failed at all my life goals, but now I can blame it on the country collapsing.
February 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I mean I guess the good thing is that I’ve failed at all my life goals, but now I can blame it on the country collapsing.
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"I only drink iced coffee and don't even buy crude petroleum," one MAGA Trump voter said in response.
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I only drink iced coffee and don't even buy crude petroleum," one MAGA Trump voter said in response.
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I found myself wondering whether beards are still a hot thing. Then I slapped myself hard. Then I thought “That would’ve hurt a lot less with a fuller beard.”
January 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I found myself wondering whether beards are still a hot thing. Then I slapped myself hard. Then I thought “That would’ve hurt a lot less with a fuller beard.”
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
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It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over
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spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up
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