Very Distinctive Fuckery (he/him)
@digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
Cats, puns, computer shit, powerlifting, hockey.
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
Strong prey drive (fascists, dipshits, grifters, anyone else raw and wriggling)
Pinned
I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States, and defend it against all threats, foreign and domestic.
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To be fair, she had the day she deserved
Pam Bondi’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Pam Bondi’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
No Dignity Left Behind Pam Bondi long ago gave up her dignity,...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
To be fair, she had the day she deserved
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As a bit of an expert on the subject, this is probably the cruelest and most accurate assessment of Dallas written by a non-resident since Mike Royko. (Crueler and more accurate ones are written by locals all of the time. That’s why our business leaders pride themselves on their illiteracy.)
The Dallasification of the American Dream, Part Two:
Paranoia merchants of the endless exurbs sit in gleaming new homes, fingering their weapons, aiming at enemies that exist in their minds.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
Paranoia merchants of the endless exurbs sit in gleaming new homes, fingering their weapons, aiming at enemies that exist in their minds.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part Two: Sprawling to Freedom
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
As a bit of an expert on the subject, this is probably the cruelest and most accurate assessment of Dallas written by a non-resident since Mike Royko. (Crueler and more accurate ones are written by locals all of the time. That’s why our business leaders pride themselves on their illiteracy.)
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l bet some of y‘all think Kristi is joking.
Nope.
The Republicans hid this on purpose for almost a year and the MSM missed it.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Nope.
The Republicans hid this on purpose for almost a year and the MSM missed it.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
l bet some of y‘all think Kristi is joking.
Nope.
The Republicans hid this on purpose for almost a year and the MSM missed it.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Nope.
The Republicans hid this on purpose for almost a year and the MSM missed it.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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At no point did I predict where this chain of comments was going 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
At no point did I predict where this chain of comments was going 😂😂
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Sure! Mastercard, Visa, Stripe + Paypal are further restricting what kinds of perfectly legal adult content you can buy through their processor (they cracked down on itchio and steam over the summer, not to mention Patreon a few years ago). We're tired of them acting like dictators instead of tools.
I don’t happen to have a Mastercard, but can you remind me why I’d be upset with them if I did?
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sure! Mastercard, Visa, Stripe + Paypal are further restricting what kinds of perfectly legal adult content you can buy through their processor (they cracked down on itchio and steam over the summer, not to mention Patreon a few years ago). We're tired of them acting like dictators instead of tools.
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Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.
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You gotta know when to hold em
When to fold'em
And when to say damn girl, nice jubblies
When to fold'em
And when to say damn girl, nice jubblies
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You gotta know when to hold em
When to fold'em
And when to say damn girl, nice jubblies
When to fold'em
And when to say damn girl, nice jubblies
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Gen X remembers how this played out in the movies, except this time without Matthew Broderick.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Gen X remembers how this played out in the movies, except this time without Matthew Broderick.
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Went looking for COVID19 death statistics recently:
18.2 million people worldwide, 1.13 million in the US
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
We still have no day of remembrance or mourning.
18.2 million people worldwide, 1.13 million in the US
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
We still have no day of remembrance or mourning.
Estimating excess mortality due to the COVID-19 pandemic: a systematic analysis of COVID-19-related mortality, 2020–21
The full impact of the pandemic has been much greater than what is indicated by reported
deaths due to COVID-19 alone. Strengthening death registration systems around the
world, long understood to be ...
www.thelancet.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Went looking for COVID19 death statistics recently:
18.2 million people worldwide, 1.13 million in the US
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
We still have no day of remembrance or mourning.
18.2 million people worldwide, 1.13 million in the US
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
We still have no day of remembrance or mourning.
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I have long believed (and continue to maintain) that every single list of all time great entertainment (movies, shows, albums, songs) is intentionally written wrong in order to make a lot of people mad as hell and trigger angry discourse that drive hate clicks.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I have long believed (and continue to maintain) that every single list of all time great entertainment (movies, shows, albums, songs) is intentionally written wrong in order to make a lot of people mad as hell and trigger angry discourse that drive hate clicks.
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what
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
what
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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I appreciate all reporting on ICE detention, it's necessary, but there's a desperation aspect present when it's a European white detainee that makes me uncomfortable because I know they're featuring that person so prominently because a lot of white Americans won't care when it's non-white detainees.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I appreciate all reporting on ICE detention, it's necessary, but there's a desperation aspect present when it's a European white detainee that makes me uncomfortable because I know they're featuring that person so prominently because a lot of white Americans won't care when it's non-white detainees.
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As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
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Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
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Hearing some people echo the “third act is good but the others aren’t” like the third act of a movie where the characters die and you feel emotionally moved by it isn’t impacted by you caring about them because of the previous hour of film
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hearing some people echo the “third act is good but the others aren’t” like the third act of a movie where the characters die and you feel emotionally moved by it isn’t impacted by you caring about them because of the previous hour of film
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Like if you enjoyed the third act and didn’t care about any of the characters doing heroic sacrifices fine ok but I think the movie did a really good war/spy movie job of giving everyone some substance and if you don’t like these guys I simply think your heart is too cold
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Like if you enjoyed the third act and didn’t care about any of the characters doing heroic sacrifices fine ok but I think the movie did a really good war/spy movie job of giving everyone some substance and if you don’t like these guys I simply think your heart is too cold
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ken have i told u about the humble potato
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ken have i told u about the humble potato
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The depressing part about today's drama is people got hit really hard by the piracy sites during a massive indie sale, so avoiding the price of a coffee in 1998.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The depressing part about today's drama is people got hit really hard by the piracy sites during a massive indie sale, so avoiding the price of a coffee in 1998.
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Every time I see people talking about James Carville I assume it is because he is dead but somehow he never is
How is James Carville not dead yet because he looks like he played the guy who drank from the wrong cup in the Last Crusade after he drank
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Every time I see people talking about James Carville I assume it is because he is dead but somehow he never is
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Nearly lost a baby as a result of an earlier cone biopsy that left me with almost no cervix. We were beyond lucky she was only 6 weeks prem in the end, but the pregnancy was the most stressful time of my life. I am INSISTING that my daughters get the HPV vaccine.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Nearly lost a baby as a result of an earlier cone biopsy that left me with almost no cervix. We were beyond lucky she was only 6 weeks prem in the end, but the pregnancy was the most stressful time of my life. I am INSISTING that my daughters get the HPV vaccine.
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Glad I'm not the only person who went to Star Trek.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3c9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3c9...
Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock (1/8) Movie CLIP - A Damn Illegal Thing (1984) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Glad I'm not the only person who went to Star Trek.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3c9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3c9...
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This is the only thing I could think of when I saw this:
Khan Kirk GIF
ALT: Khan Kirk GIF
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is the only thing I could think of when I saw this: