The Waffle Raptor
@dingos8mytardis.bsky.social
Behavioral health words person, LPC, LAC. Pod person, mostly about Star Trek. Heartbreak feels better at the Alamo Drafthouse. How bout dem Os, hon.
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Linda is a badass, I trust her with my skin and she deserves all the flowers for being amazing at what she does and for being an all around stellar human.
My tattoo artist, who has been an absolute saint since the house fire. She wanted to give my kid her old game boy. The shop's apprentice gave our kid a big bag of stuffed animals. She finished the Midna piece on my arm, started my Ridley half sleeve and gave me my first Star Wars tattoo this year
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Linda is a badass, I trust her with my skin and she deserves all the flowers for being amazing at what she does and for being an all around stellar human.
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An incredibly brave man. A true hero.
Parents praise 'hero' son for tackling gunman during Bondi Beach attack
The ABC has spoken to the parents of Ahmed Al Ahmed who was shot after he heroically wrestled and disarmed one of the Bondi Beach attackers.
www.abc.net.au
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
An incredibly brave man. A true hero.
Taking out frustrations with faux stained glass paint.
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Taking out frustrations with faux stained glass paint.
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I have a bottle of champagne in my fridge for when it happens. When someone asks me when we are going to drink it I always say “hopefully today”
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have a bottle of champagne in my fridge for when it happens. When someone asks me when we are going to drink it I always say “hopefully today”
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Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
This is incredible energy, here for it
Pete Alonso on the culture he thinks will be created in Baltimore under Craig Albernaz: “Everyone’s going to want to run through a wall for each other”
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is incredible energy, here for it
My emotional support hockey shows are the real MVPs of this week.
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My emotional support hockey shows are the real MVPs of this week.
Having a real weird one, forgot breakfast entirely and lunch is a small Tupperware with leftover peanut butter pie filling?
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Having a real weird one, forgot breakfast entirely and lunch is a small Tupperware with leftover peanut butter pie filling?
This is genuinely lovely.
Josh Bell has a book club?
This rules!
This rules!
Baseball and books: Nationals’ Josh Bell has two loves - Andscape
Long before Josh Bell ever set foot on Half Street SE in Washington, the capital of the United States of America had been on his mind for years. Decades, in fact. These days, the kid from Texas who pl...
andscape.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
This is genuinely lovely.
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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This Colorado transplant is raising two Colorado-born daughters with the goal that they never talk to people the way you do
When you say things like “a very Denver adventure”it’s like a neon light that flashes transplant. Yes it is a very Denver adventure the difference is natives don’t make a point to point this out specifically.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This Colorado transplant is raising two Colorado-born daughters with the goal that they never talk to people the way you do
Okay but this is a good lineup of stuff, the pennants are a classy touch.
One of the goofiest things that Ted Lasso did was become a big hit but not have merch for the fans, resulting in a lot of stuff on Etsy and other sites. By comparison Heated Rivalry has a solid amount of pretty good official merch: heatedrivalry.com/collections/...
Products
Heated Rivalry
heatedrivalry.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Okay but this is a good lineup of stuff, the pennants are a classy touch.
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doesn't matter what QT or anyone else says when getting cast in Twin Peaks: The Return - and doing phenomenal work in it - guarantees you entry into heaven @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
Matthew Lillard Says ‘It F—ing Sucks’ Quentin Tarantino Said He ‘Didn’t Like Me as an Actor’: ‘It Hurts Your Feelings’
Matthew Lillard says it 'f--ing sucks' that Quentin Tarantino said he's not a fan of his acting.
variety.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
doesn't matter what QT or anyone else says when getting cast in Twin Peaks: The Return - and doing phenomenal work in it - guarantees you entry into heaven @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
Planning teacher holiday gifts on the fly as I no longer have a stocked craft room.
two men in lab coats are talking in a room
ALT: two men in lab coats are talking in a room
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Planning teacher holiday gifts on the fly as I no longer have a stocked craft room.
Saturday morning karate class plus afternoon competition class really helps distract from the distinct lack of baseball.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Saturday morning karate class plus afternoon competition class really helps distract from the distinct lack of baseball.
15 minutes into Heated Rivalry and all I can think about is this:
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
15 minutes into Heated Rivalry and all I can think about is this:
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
Took the kiddo to a Dav Pilkey author event sponsored by the Boulder Bookstore tonight, and it was lovely! He did some live drawing and gave a talk about ADHD and the power of persistence. Also he said 6-7 and the crowd (elementary kids) went wild.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Took the kiddo to a Dav Pilkey author event sponsored by the Boulder Bookstore tonight, and it was lovely! He did some live drawing and gave a talk about ADHD and the power of persistence. Also he said 6-7 and the crowd (elementary kids) went wild.
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I named my fists Master and Commander, because together they’re gonna send you to the far side of the world.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I named my fists Master and Commander, because together they’re gonna send you to the far side of the world.
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On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go