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Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me
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have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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the funniest way to jack off a dick is zweihander-style
August 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the funniest way to jack off a dick is zweihander-style
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Companies frame 1 when July 1st comes around.
July 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Companies frame 1 when July 1st comes around.
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by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
June 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.
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you think your cause just? then why is it my leitmotif now plays at the pivotal moment where our ideologies clash?
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
you think your cause just? then why is it my leitmotif now plays at the pivotal moment where our ideologies clash?
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May 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
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Pope Bob from Chicago. Amazing stuff.
May 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Pope Bob from Chicago. Amazing stuff.
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the body and blood of christ
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the body and blood of christ
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
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you say your cause is just but why’s your fireball dark purple bro. what’s up with that bro
April 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you say your cause is just but why’s your fireball dark purple bro. what’s up with that bro
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hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
April 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
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tarot deck where the major arcana are all some kind of guy
the dude
the fella
the main man
the dude
the fella
the main man
April 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
tarot deck where the major arcana are all some kind of guy
the dude
the fella
the main man
the dude
the fella
the main man
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
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Me turning on my Nintendo Switch 2 camera to gloat after I beat a 6 year old in Street Fighter 6:
April 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me turning on my Nintendo Switch 2 camera to gloat after I beat a 6 year old in Street Fighter 6:
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"getting laid to rest" sounds like a combination of two of the best things ever but don't be fooled,
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"getting laid to rest" sounds like a combination of two of the best things ever but don't be fooled,
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