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simultaneously insane and frustratingly predictable
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I meant for this to be a photo but I'm very glad it wasn't
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I meant for this to be a photo but I'm very glad it wasn't
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The “Pink Flamingo Rat King” is an extremely rare phenomenon that’s only been seen in the wilds of the suburbs of Los Angeles. The smog of the urban sprawl becomes infused into the plastic of the flamingos, causing them to temporarily animate and attempt murder suicide of other lawn ornaments
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The “Pink Flamingo Rat King” is an extremely rare phenomenon that’s only been seen in the wilds of the suburbs of Los Angeles. The smog of the urban sprawl becomes infused into the plastic of the flamingos, causing them to temporarily animate and attempt murder suicide of other lawn ornaments
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Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.
December 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.
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Inventing “Wet Karate”
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Inventing “Wet Karate”
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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there's a lifetime christmas movie on the tv and from what I've heard of it so far it seems like one of the film score's big motifs is an arrangement of the series of chimes that big clocks do every hour, but it doesn't sound like they did it on purpose
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
there's a lifetime christmas movie on the tv and from what I've heard of it so far it seems like one of the film score's big motifs is an arrangement of the series of chimes that big clocks do every hour, but it doesn't sound like they did it on purpose
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I am starting to form a belief that organizational hierarchies (not just in terms of private companies) should have an upper limit in terms of number of people because once you cross a certain size the leaders turn into lizard people even if they were once human
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I am starting to form a belief that organizational hierarchies (not just in terms of private companies) should have an upper limit in terms of number of people because once you cross a certain size the leaders turn into lizard people even if they were once human
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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llm cloud saas (chatgpt, gemini, claude...) is gonna be so bad when they add advertisements lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
llm cloud saas (chatgpt, gemini, claude...) is gonna be so bad when they add advertisements lol
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if you can read this its time to get those mugs of ur desk
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
if you can read this its time to get those mugs of ur desk
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
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Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
#WillThisKillMe “… were Vikings known for their juices?” edition
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
#WillThisKillMe “… were Vikings known for their juices?” edition
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
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The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
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It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
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I saw someone get mad at GDT's Frankenstein for "promoting forgiving abusers" and I don't know how to explain to another adult that horror movies are not supposed to consist entirely of moral instruction
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I saw someone get mad at GDT's Frankenstein for "promoting forgiving abusers" and I don't know how to explain to another adult that horror movies are not supposed to consist entirely of moral instruction
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin