Seneca
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The Pope ran out of spell slots. Miraculous Football is a Level VIII spell and he only had one of those.
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The Pope ran out of spell slots. Miraculous Football is a Level VIII spell and he only had one of those.
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Crazy we had two NFL games today and three teams lost
January 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Crazy we had two NFL games today and three teams lost
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I just learned that someone added me to a "Bot" starter pack ..wtf???
I assure you, bots do not have the capacity to get this irrationally upset about the Buffalo Bills, or this excited about flavored coffee at TJ Maxx
I assure you, bots do not have the capacity to get this irrationally upset about the Buffalo Bills, or this excited about flavored coffee at TJ Maxx
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I just learned that someone added me to a "Bot" starter pack ..wtf???
I assure you, bots do not have the capacity to get this irrationally upset about the Buffalo Bills, or this excited about flavored coffee at TJ Maxx
I assure you, bots do not have the capacity to get this irrationally upset about the Buffalo Bills, or this excited about flavored coffee at TJ Maxx
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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This will have you getting genuinely emotional over the fate of a nearly 200 year old cable resting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This will have you getting genuinely emotional over the fate of a nearly 200 year old cable resting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
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Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
Nation Just Kinda Assumed Pacific Northwest Always Lived in Giant Puddle Like That: tinyurl.com/bdh393s4
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.
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if you're a WNBA or NWSL social media team you probably have mixed feelings about the growing popularity of Heated Rivalry because on the one hand a rising gay tide lifts all gay boats but on the other you've been grinding in the gay mines for years when these beefy fellas just waltzed in yesterday
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if you're a WNBA or NWSL social media team you probably have mixed feelings about the growing popularity of Heated Rivalry because on the one hand a rising gay tide lifts all gay boats but on the other you've been grinding in the gay mines for years when these beefy fellas just waltzed in yesterday
what can I say, I like RTgame
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what can I say, I like RTgame
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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keith urban covering pink pony club at maralago is a level of losing the divorce the world has not yet seen
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
keith urban covering pink pony club at maralago is a level of losing the divorce the world has not yet seen
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too
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I feel like a Mariners fan right now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I feel like a Mariners fan right now.
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The thing about baseball and twitter/bsky is that baseball is the only sport that moves at the exact speed of posting
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The thing about baseball and twitter/bsky is that baseball is the only sport that moves at the exact speed of posting
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Baseball brings people together because it's designed for every attention span. You can watch on TV and look up every time you miss the action and watch a 15 sec replay. The whole game is 7 min. You can also be absorbed by a game and when it abruptly ends with a double play you're 20 years older.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Baseball brings people together because it's designed for every attention span. You can watch on TV and look up every time you miss the action and watch a 15 sec replay. The whole game is 7 min. You can also be absorbed by a game and when it abruptly ends with a double play you're 20 years older.
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Shohei Ohtani was sent down by God to destroy Toronto spiritually and LA physically
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Shohei Ohtani was sent down by God to destroy Toronto spiritually and LA physically
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dead ball on Halloween = new baseball superstition unlocked
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
dead ball on Halloween = new baseball superstition unlocked
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playing Tomorrow right now is so foul lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
playing Tomorrow right now is so foul lol
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this being 50m old
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this being 50m old
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Preparing for the World Series, I am going to arbitrarily map different political ideologies on to both teams and pray that success on the field will be vindication for our horrible reality. This worked out great for the Atlanta Falcons.
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Preparing for the World Series, I am going to arbitrarily map different political ideologies on to both teams and pray that success on the field will be vindication for our horrible reality. This worked out great for the Atlanta Falcons.