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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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why don't the other countries simply band together and kill and eat america
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
why don't the other countries simply band together and kill and eat america
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It’s my sincere religious belief that conservative Christians should be fed to lions for the amusement of crowds in sports arenas, and if you think that that’s hateful, then you’re not respecting my free speech and may be instigating violence against me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s my sincere religious belief that conservative Christians should be fed to lions for the amusement of crowds in sports arenas, and if you think that that’s hateful, then you’re not respecting my free speech and may be instigating violence against me.
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the older i get the fewer apps i give permission to send notifications
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the older i get the fewer apps i give permission to send notifications
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The entire american "free speech" panic was about elites being criticized, which is why anyone who ever took it seriously should be ignored forever
Freedom of speech, in the liberal ideal, was about limiting the power of the elites.
Now, in this twisted form, it is about forcing us to listen to elites and silencing the masses.
Now, in this twisted form, it is about forcing us to listen to elites and silencing the masses.
Total gaslighting. Anti-trans activist; chooses to speak in person, provoking students who want to protect trans rights; they exercise their freedom of speech to tell her she isn't wanted; she gets to speak anyway; the BBC dutifully platforms her again; and now she threatens to sue everyone.
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The entire american "free speech" panic was about elites being criticized, which is why anyone who ever took it seriously should be ignored forever
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Remember, Ley & news.corp et al aren't talking to you, or even about you. They're screaming at each other & mistaking the echo as a response.
Most Australians want to honour the victims, have stronger gun laws and to get on with their holidays in peace free of unhinged ranting (relatives excepted).
Most Australians want to honour the victims, have stronger gun laws and to get on with their holidays in peace free of unhinged ranting (relatives excepted).
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Remember, Ley & news.corp et al aren't talking to you, or even about you. They're screaming at each other & mistaking the echo as a response.
Most Australians want to honour the victims, have stronger gun laws and to get on with their holidays in peace free of unhinged ranting (relatives excepted).
Most Australians want to honour the victims, have stronger gun laws and to get on with their holidays in peace free of unhinged ranting (relatives excepted).
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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Here it is: my annual re-posting of the only Christmas comic I will probably ever draw. Happy holidays to you and yours. I hope Santa brings us something really great this year, you know, maybe that thing we've all been hoping for.
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Here it is: my annual re-posting of the only Christmas comic I will probably ever draw. Happy holidays to you and yours. I hope Santa brings us something really great this year, you know, maybe that thing we've all been hoping for.
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Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )
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I'm so tired of rich people looking like shit. You have no excuse for this. You do not need to look like the guy trying to sell me a BOGO grave plot deal at the cemetery
lately I have been thinking about the Paramount bid for Warner Bros. mostly I have been thinking about how it doesn't make any goddamn sense www.theverge.com/entertainmen...
Larry Ellison’s big dumb gift to his large adult son
Is funding his son’s dreams of media moguldom enough?
www.theverge.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm so tired of rich people looking like shit. You have no excuse for this. You do not need to look like the guy trying to sell me a BOGO grave plot deal at the cemetery
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Incredible the entire press gallery is actually buying the line (promulgated by Netanyahu!) that Albanese is personally to blame for the Bondi attack.
No one is actually explaining how firing academics for opposing Israel’s genocide would stop two people who never went to uni from this shooting.
No one is actually explaining how firing academics for opposing Israel’s genocide would stop two people who never went to uni from this shooting.
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Incredible the entire press gallery is actually buying the line (promulgated by Netanyahu!) that Albanese is personally to blame for the Bondi attack.
No one is actually explaining how firing academics for opposing Israel’s genocide would stop two people who never went to uni from this shooting.
No one is actually explaining how firing academics for opposing Israel’s genocide would stop two people who never went to uni from this shooting.
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Ok we are beginning this project and I will post findings in this thread as I get through each album, they have a lot more than I thought 😂
I think today's wasting time at work activity will be seeing how many red hot chili peppers songs actually do mention California
Here's the complication: do I count when they name a place in California like hollywood or just the word or do I do a count for both, cuz places is more work 😂
Here's the complication: do I count when they name a place in California like hollywood or just the word or do I do a count for both, cuz places is more work 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok we are beginning this project and I will post findings in this thread as I get through each album, they have a lot more than I thought 😂
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found a new (top 5) favorite sign
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
found a new (top 5) favorite sign
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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What the everloving fuck is this
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What the everloving fuck is this
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
They wonder why people think government is a sick joke
Nah, we won't stop funding fossil fuels, or stop gambling ads, or regulate AI. We'll do an unworkable and idiotic social media ban for kids...
Oh and here's a pile of cash for private equity because Tim Tams.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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New Welsh village just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New Welsh village just dropped
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I may have already mentioned that #SIZZLETOWN Ep 100 is out now. www.sizzletownpodcast.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I may have already mentioned that #SIZZLETOWN Ep 100 is out now. www.sizzletownpodcast.com
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Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
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Have a think about how the universe must have a creator given “catches win matches” just happens to rhymes, can’t have been by chance
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Have a think about how the universe must have a creator given “catches win matches” just happens to rhymes, can’t have been by chance
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me