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Susan is a certified badass
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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and i did really drag collagen to hell here www.shesabeast.co/collagen-sit...
Collagen sits on a throne of lies
Or, how the supplement industry took meat garbage and turned it into a 9-billion-dollar business.
www.shesabeast.co
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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FYI
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Shoutout to the guy w the tuba on the eastside today, great work
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Gas
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous

you want to sell me your home for below market value
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Is this a threat?
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.
“Bots or likely bots authored 44.5% of X posts mentioning Cracker Barrel in the 24 hours after the new logo gained attention on Aug. 20, according to research for ⁦‪@WSJ‬⁩ by PeakMetrics. That number rose to 49% among posts calling for a boycott.”
Bot Networks Are Helping Drag Consumer Brands Into the Culture Wars
AI tools have made coordinated attacks targeting corporations much more common, researchers say.
www.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is a good read, pretty quick too
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Sep 28
The effects of insufficient water are felt by every cell in the body, but it’s the brain that manifests our experience of thirst. www.wired.com/story/what-d...
What Is Thirst?
The effects of insufficient water are felt by every cell in the body, but it’s the brain that manifests our experience of thirst.
www.wired.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock
Can't stop thinking about the Anthony Fantano-ass ICE agent who dropped his gun and then pointed it at bystanders. Really replicating the Nazis' oaf-little weiner dichotomy
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM