dave
@eisenbear.bsky.social
Professional documentary enthusiast | Electric Light Oppenheimer | Metaphorically ursine
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billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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"the Lando test" is perfect
Another elite fails the Lando test bsky.app/profile/bren...
Put another way: Noah Feldman, a Harvard law professor, said Harvard should capitulate in advance to Trump's attacks on universities, because, well, what else are you going to do? www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/u...
April 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"the Lando test" is perfect
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everything's computer and it's all ASS
March 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
everything's computer and it's all ASS
“They’re not following the fire code!!1!1!” says the “Libertarian” as she laments the consequences of the city’s reluctance to mobilize police to forcibly remove people camping on public land.
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“They’re not following the fire code!!1!1!” says the “Libertarian” as she laments the consequences of the city’s reluctance to mobilize police to forcibly remove people camping on public land.
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Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them
There has never been a more humbling holiday tradition than Spotify Wrapped.
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM
There has never been a more humbling holiday tradition than Spotify Wrapped.
When someone says, “You know, I’m not usually into conspiracy theories but…” they’re absolutely going to follow that shit up with the craziest, least believable shit you’ve ever heard in your life. Full stop.
December 2, 2024 at 9:29 PM
When someone says, “You know, I’m not usually into conspiracy theories but…” they’re absolutely going to follow that shit up with the craziest, least believable shit you’ve ever heard in your life. Full stop.
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fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
fuckin harrowing piece. real easy to imagine ending up like this. in this country it only takes one stroke of serious bad luck if you don't have A LOT of money www.esquire.com/news-politic...
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Filled with fear and trembling at the sight of one single (cooked) rigatoni in a urinal at the Secaucus Junction bathroom. Whatever this augurs will surely be powerful. I am grateful to have witnessed it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Filled with fear and trembling at the sight of one single (cooked) rigatoni in a urinal at the Secaucus Junction bathroom. Whatever this augurs will surely be powerful. I am grateful to have witnessed it.
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eric adams, flying away in a zeppelin lined with Turkish lira with his best friend, who is a sewer alligator: you'll never catch me now!!!! ahahhaha!!!
September 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
eric adams, flying away in a zeppelin lined with Turkish lira with his best friend, who is a sewer alligator: you'll never catch me now!!!! ahahhaha!!!
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I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003
September 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003
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My fellow Americans, I stand before you today, outdoors and in front of a pyramid of Folgers jugs, with a message and a question. That message is that I am calm and normal, and the question is "what is the largest number of dead birds you have seen at one time?"
August 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
My fellow Americans, I stand before you today, outdoors and in front of a pyramid of Folgers jugs, with a message and a question. That message is that I am calm and normal, and the question is "what is the largest number of dead birds you have seen at one time?"
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The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to stop the rebels in the outer planets, bring Mars to heel and gain control of the protomolecule
August 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The purpose of the postmenopausal female is to stop the rebels in the outer planets, bring Mars to heel and gain control of the protomolecule
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"The company whose planes are all falling apart in the sky has stranded two astronauts in space until next year" is a real thing that sounds entirely made up
August 11, 2024 at 10:17 PM
"The company whose planes are all falling apart in the sky has stranded two astronauts in space until next year" is a real thing that sounds entirely made up
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A timeline of New York's destruction of public health.
June 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
A timeline of New York's destruction of public health.
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the avengers have been killed in a nightclub fire
June 15, 2024 at 5:52 PM
the avengers have been killed in a nightclub fire
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Kind of fun that after all this talk of democracy the justices basically amended the constitution by judicial fiat
March 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Kind of fun that after all this talk of democracy the justices basically amended the constitution by judicial fiat
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it's actually wild because a bunch of the Anti-Federalist arguments *against* the Constitution were essentially "hey we are concerned this whole thing is barely held together, what if a madman were elected president"
It’s somehow poetic that the dumbest buffoon imaginable has laid bare some fundamental flaws in the Constitution.
March 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
it's actually wild because a bunch of the Anti-Federalist arguments *against* the Constitution were essentially "hey we are concerned this whole thing is barely held together, what if a madman were elected president"
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The best part of not waking up in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife is not needing to ask how did I get here
February 24, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The best part of not waking up in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife is not needing to ask how did I get here