@elisakelly.bsky.social
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
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Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
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No discussion of democracy. No discussion of elections. Plenty of talk by Trump about running the country and taking the oil. Let’s not forget to thank John Roberts for his role in immunizing this international criminal.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
No discussion of democracy. No discussion of elections. Plenty of talk by Trump about running the country and taking the oil. Let’s not forget to thank John Roberts for his role in immunizing this international criminal.
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it’s almost like we weren’t exaggerating or being dramatic about the consequences of voting this way
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
it’s almost like we weren’t exaggerating or being dramatic about the consequences of voting this way
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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please stop making me pack bond with pastries and then murder them if clearly they can choose to live
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
please stop making me pack bond with pastries and then murder them if clearly they can choose to live
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🎶 I will remember yoooooooou 🎶
Wild Cherry was a lover, not a fighter. Enjoy mouth heaven. ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎶 I will remember yoooooooou 🎶
Did we just witness Protein Strawberry's villain origin story?
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Did we just witness Protein Strawberry's villain origin story?
They really need to have a game of just Pop Tarts playing football...or any sport really.
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They really need to have a game of just Pop Tarts playing football...or any sport really.
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Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Farmer Calls 4 Horses In The Distance "Probably Nothing"
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posting on behalf of @opg.bsky.social but the acc really is our dumb bitch and we love her. because we've only played stupid bowl games so far.
December 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
posting on behalf of @opg.bsky.social but the acc really is our dumb bitch and we love her. because we've only played stupid bowl games so far.
And now it's time for the real game we've all waited for. #PopTartsBowl.
a referee stands next to a mascot wearing a purple costume
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media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And now it's time for the real game we've all waited for. #PopTartsBowl.
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Every time they get to the "dashing through the snow" part I whisper "why thank you"
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every time they get to the "dashing through the snow" part I whisper "why thank you"
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*tapping sign*
Pitt football was built in a lab to play stupid bowl games that are hugely entertaining to neutrals and that make Pitt fans want to die
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
*tapping sign*
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THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO BOWLING
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO BOWLING
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According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
a close up of a woman wearing a necklace with a bun in her hair
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media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
According to Trump, I’m radical left scum.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
If you’re also radical left scum, then let’s follow each other and fight this regime together.
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bringing this energy into 2026
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bringing this energy into 2026
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY JUST SHOW AN ICE COMMERCIAL?
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY JUST SHOW AN ICE COMMERCIAL?
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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
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Pitt update: there is something on fire on the sideline
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pitt update: there is something on fire on the sideline
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate