Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
⚧️ • She/Her
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴
baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
Pinned
Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
I really miss the ai labeler
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I really miss the ai labeler
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
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All kitten-rearing advice is like, "don't let them think of your hand as a toy, distract them from biting or attacking your hand."
Me: pretends my hand is a giant spider attacking the kitten
Me: pretends my hand is a giant spider attacking the kitten
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
All kitten-rearing advice is like, "don't let them think of your hand as a toy, distract them from biting or attacking your hand."
Me: pretends my hand is a giant spider attacking the kitten
Me: pretends my hand is a giant spider attacking the kitten
Doctor: The next time you’re feeling like this just remember that it could be worse. At least you’re not JD Vance.
The Great Pagliacci: Yeah, that’s true. Y’know doc I do feel a little better now. Thanks!
The Great Pagliacci: Yeah, that’s true. Y’know doc I do feel a little better now. Thanks!
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Doctor: The next time you’re feeling like this just remember that it could be worse. At least you’re not JD Vance.
The Great Pagliacci: Yeah, that’s true. Y’know doc I do feel a little better now. Thanks!
The Great Pagliacci: Yeah, that’s true. Y’know doc I do feel a little better now. Thanks!
Love them Popeyes kezhoon fries
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Love them Popeyes kezhoon fries
Attn lawyer people
Is there a specific reason that prevents the us from joining the icc? Like a prohibition against giving foreign courts authority or anything like that?
Is there a specific reason that prevents the us from joining the icc? Like a prohibition against giving foreign courts authority or anything like that?
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Attn lawyer people
Is there a specific reason that prevents the us from joining the icc? Like a prohibition against giving foreign courts authority or anything like that?
Is there a specific reason that prevents the us from joining the icc? Like a prohibition against giving foreign courts authority or anything like that?
Catchin strays over here 😓
How a parasite gave up sex to find more hosts—and why its victory won't last phys.org/news/2026-01...
Host range expansion of asexual parasite can be explained by loss of adaptions in Muller’s Ratchet www.nature.com/articles/s41...
#Protists #Microbes #Parasites #Giardia #Evolution
Host range expansion of asexual parasite can be explained by loss of adaptions in Muller’s Ratchet www.nature.com/articles/s41...
#Protists #Microbes #Parasites #Giardia #Evolution
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Catchin strays over here 😓
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My Wife asked me “Can vegans have dogs?”
I said: “Not for lunch”
I said: “Not for lunch”
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My Wife asked me “Can vegans have dogs?”
I said: “Not for lunch”
I said: “Not for lunch”
TFW Sainsbury’s replaces your 750ml bottle of water with a 75cl bottle of water
😤😡🤬😤
😤😡🤬😤
![Order status for a Sainsbury’s grocery delivery order.
A 750ml bottle of water is out of stock so they substituted a 75cl bottle of water
Text:
Estimated arrival
16:00-16:30
Sainsbury's Supermarket is packing your order
Sorry, some items in your order are out of stock. Sainsbury's Supermarket has updated your order based on your preferences.
1x [crossed out] Highland Spring Eco Bottle Still Spring Water 750ml [/cross out]
Out of stock - item substituted with Evian Natural Mineral Water 75cl
1x Yo! Crispy Salmon Dragon Rolls 202g
1x Sainsbury's 10 Red Leicester Slices 240g
1x Sainsbury's Frozen Blueberries 400g](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g23yr63iv2ubxfkmmgrjsv7h/bafkreibdimhw2wp54o72nlcbfpzgp4tgni4j54xoislmbj2sc3kqtsuxdy@jpeg)
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
TFW Sainsbury’s replaces your 750ml bottle of water with a 75cl bottle of water
😤😡🤬😤
😤😡🤬😤
I have so many questions, and I fear the answers to those questions
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I have so many questions, and I fear the answers to those questions
No new pictures where are you at mentally
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
No new pictures where are you at mentally
Things I heard irl today;
You can’t spell pain without Spain.
You can’t spell pain without Spain.
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Things I heard irl today;
You can’t spell pain without Spain.
You can’t spell pain without Spain.
Really love the signage in Scotland
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Really love the signage in Scotland
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About once per month Dottie the Cat will eat her food too fast then drink a bunch of water and then throw it all up right in front of me.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 AM
About once per month Dottie the Cat will eat her food too fast then drink a bunch of water and then throw it all up right in front of me.
Bsky is pissing me off so fucking bad. Am I really gonna have to mute the words furry, boobs, mod, and acnh because people can’t stop blowing shit up over nothing?
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Bsky is pissing me off so fucking bad. Am I really gonna have to mute the words furry, boobs, mod, and acnh because people can’t stop blowing shit up over nothing?
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Thinking back to simpler times, when everyone was happy that the Animal Crossing dog and the guy from Doom were dating
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Thinking back to simpler times, when everyone was happy that the Animal Crossing dog and the guy from Doom were dating
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miracles happening everywhere
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
miracles happening everywhere
You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
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Happy birthday to the one and only, Hayao Miyazaki.
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Happy birthday to the one and only, Hayao Miyazaki.
How close to the elevator door a person stands while waiting for it to arrive tells me all I need to know about that person.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
How close to the elevator door a person stands while waiting for it to arrive tells me all I need to know about that person.
How are the nice bowls involved in the intern breeding program? 🤨
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
How are the nice bowls involved in the intern breeding program? 🤨
Isabelle medium naturals
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Isabelle medium naturals
Your mission, should you choose to accept:
January 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Your mission, should you choose to accept:
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"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.