Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

My dating advice to lonely young men is to get really into twentieth century history, particularly wars. Women go crazy for it. They love to hear your opinions about Friedrich Paulus. Your life will be like one of those old Lynx deodorant adverts in no time. You’ve got this.

@patrickwyman.bsky.social thought you’d want to know that something isn’t working with the latest “Celts & the Eur Iron Age” ep of ToH. It’s appearing on my Windows iTunes, but not iOS Apple Podcasts (not even as a Wondery+ only teaser), and I’ve tried all the unfollow/refollow etc advice

FDR just passed you a fruit juice and vermouth martini. it is critical that you earn his support for a germany-first wartime strategy. do you accept? ( Y / N )

happy birthday to Deirdre Skye, leader of Gaia's Stepdaughters, canonically born today, May 28, 2025.

Reading C&H at 5: lol the crazy boy and his tiger fell down a hill!
Reading C&H at 15: Wow, these genre parodies are really clever.
Reading C&H at 25: Oh, lost childhood, how fleeting our innocence is.
Reading C&H at 35: Calvin's mum can get it.

Calvin and Hobbes doesn’t get enough love for having very realistic parents who love their son but also are just constantly like for fucks sake. Plus they both look like they listen to podcasts. They are very podcast coded.

Look I’ve got my beefs with the Church but if you’re telling me there’s a real chance JD Vance gets excommunicated, I’m willing to keep an open mind

I had such a great time with the kids on the bike bus this morning but after this “full rack, full heart” moment, I am gutted to hear about multiple accidents today on Bike to School Day.

I need y’all to show up and demand protected infrastructure for kids wherever you are. It’s past time to start

"Pierbattista Pizzaballa" totally sounds like the name of the only Italian student at Hogwarts.

People are mad but you have to admit this is a genuinely hilarious headline/image combo

Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.

Last week: historians of the Great Depression saying “you don’t want my expertise to be relevant”

This week: historians of the Dominion of New England saying “you don’t want my experience to be relevant”

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Warren Zevon voice:

this is it. the last fucking straw

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

Journalists who know about TV news—I've got an incarcerated colleague looking for footage of a police chase he knows aired live on LA news channels on a certain date 25ish years ago? Is there any hope that that's archived somewhere that normal people could access it?