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@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social
| fool of a took |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| Le Tits Now |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| Le Tits Now |
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everyone at work between Christmas and New Year's
a woman in a pink dress and pearl necklace is smiling .
Alt: tyra banks typing a bunch of nonense in a word document
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
everyone at work between Christmas and New Year's
i often wonder how tolkein would feel knowing the names/words he used in his works are being used for the most dystopian shit ever
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i often wonder how tolkein would feel knowing the names/words he used in his works are being used for the most dystopian shit ever
Share a great female villain
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Share a great female villain
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Funny watching so many folk celebrate Bardot. It brings this meme to mind.
a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line
Alt: Britta from Community saying “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Funny watching so many folk celebrate Bardot. It brings this meme to mind.
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Who up stoned out of their fucking gourd?
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Who up stoned out of their fucking gourd?
I am extremely happy I took tomorrow off whew
December 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am extremely happy I took tomorrow off whew
who else is just sitting and waiting for their wife to get ready and then run around in a tizzy packing the car to leave for dinner
(Not allowed to pre pack because "reasons")
😂
I'm so hungry
(Not allowed to pre pack because "reasons")
😂
I'm so hungry
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
who else is just sitting and waiting for their wife to get ready and then run around in a tizzy packing the car to leave for dinner
(Not allowed to pre pack because "reasons")
😂
I'm so hungry
(Not allowed to pre pack because "reasons")
😂
I'm so hungry
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I do not “rise and grind.” I emerge and malfunction.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I do not “rise and grind.” I emerge and malfunction.
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When their secret ingredient is love, but you're no dummy and use BUTTER.
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When their secret ingredient is love, but you're no dummy and use BUTTER.
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truly one of the GOAT posters
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
truly one of the GOAT posters
While I adore my holiday gatherings, I am grateful for vape technology, because I grew old with my dugout/bat and the prep of filling the dugout with enough weed and then the bat getting clogged while anxiety ratchets up because you're almost done with your cig and only got like half a hit
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
While I adore my holiday gatherings, I am grateful for vape technology, because I grew old with my dugout/bat and the prep of filling the dugout with enough weed and then the bat getting clogged while anxiety ratchets up because you're almost done with your cig and only got like half a hit
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Biblically accurate Christmas angel
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Biblically accurate Christmas angel
I say this a lot but a reminder as we head into a new year:
moral/ethical =! always legal
(illegal =! always wrong)
kindness =! niceness
your safety and comfort > any pushy relative/friend
"no." is a full sentence and no-one is entitled to why.
moral/ethical =! always legal
(illegal =! always wrong)
kindness =! niceness
your safety and comfort > any pushy relative/friend
"no." is a full sentence and no-one is entitled to why.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I say this a lot but a reminder as we head into a new year:
moral/ethical =! always legal
(illegal =! always wrong)
kindness =! niceness
your safety and comfort > any pushy relative/friend
"no." is a full sentence and no-one is entitled to why.
moral/ethical =! always legal
(illegal =! always wrong)
kindness =! niceness
your safety and comfort > any pushy relative/friend
"no." is a full sentence and no-one is entitled to why.
I remember reading that at least four federal prisons in the US are rated in the 25 worst prisons in the world insofar as living conditions and human rights abuses (federal prisoners in the US have virtually no legal recourse for these thanks to Clinton's PLRA in 1995)
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I remember reading that at least four federal prisons in the US are rated in the 25 worst prisons in the world insofar as living conditions and human rights abuses (federal prisoners in the US have virtually no legal recourse for these thanks to Clinton's PLRA in 1995)
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Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
I'll mash your potatoes
I'll glaze your ham
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'll mash your potatoes
my brain might be weird but it immediately went to thoughts of the crowds that would pose for memorial postcards at lynchings with ghoulish grins and wonder what in the fuck mindset is going on in there
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
my brain might be weird but it immediately went to thoughts of the crowds that would pose for memorial postcards at lynchings with ghoulish grins and wonder what in the fuck mindset is going on in there
who else up pretending to work on the last day before > 1 week of glorious PTO?
next week I only work on Friday lmao
next week I only work on Friday lmao
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
who else up pretending to work on the last day before > 1 week of glorious PTO?
next week I only work on Friday lmao
next week I only work on Friday lmao
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calm down there, meredith brooks
I’m naive, I’m a sucker, I’m all those things, but I really don’t think Bill Clinton is a childfucker
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
calm down there, meredith brooks
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enough workshops. we need playshops
December 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
enough workshops. we need playshops
now I wake up to highlights of Andrew Tate melting into the canvas after some mild bonks from the worst boxer I have ever seen
good shit
good shit
Did a SHITLOAD and came back to see Jake Paul's 'gadoosh' face and lmaoooooo
might fuck around and macrodose tonight idk yet
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
now I wake up to highlights of Andrew Tate melting into the canvas after some mild bonks from the worst boxer I have ever seen
good shit
good shit
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
Did a SHITLOAD and came back to see Jake Paul's 'gadoosh' face and lmaoooooo
might fuck around and macrodose tonight idk yet
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did a SHITLOAD and came back to see Jake Paul's 'gadoosh' face and lmaoooooo
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white people on instagram in 2020:
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
white people on instagram in 2020: