Eucharistocrat
@eucharistocrat.bsky.social
Actual life at actual speed
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I must not doomscroll. Dooomscroll is the mind-killer. Doomscroll is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face the doomscroll. I will permit it to pass over and through me. And where the doomscroll has gone there will be only bankrupting Elon Musk.
March 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I must not doomscroll. Dooomscroll is the mind-killer. Doomscroll is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face the doomscroll. I will permit it to pass over and through me. And where the doomscroll has gone there will be only bankrupting Elon Musk.
Easter Sunday is on 04/20 this year, so blaze it up for Christ’s sake
March 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Easter Sunday is on 04/20 this year, so blaze it up for Christ’s sake
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"buy this car, because if someone firebombs it while you are in it we will be sure they get the electric chair" is definitely one of the automotive sales pitches of all time
March 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"buy this car, because if someone firebombs it while you are in it we will be sure they get the electric chair" is definitely one of the automotive sales pitches of all time
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fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
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oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
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Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:
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I get that property destruction is always wrong, I really do. I don't engage in it myself, and I don't encourage others to do it either. It's just bad, right?
So why do I find the people who do damage Tesla company property so irresistibly sexy and cool? Why am I plagued by burning lust for them?
So why do I find the people who do damage Tesla company property so irresistibly sexy and cool? Why am I plagued by burning lust for them?
March 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I get that property destruction is always wrong, I really do. I don't engage in it myself, and I don't encourage others to do it either. It's just bad, right?
So why do I find the people who do damage Tesla company property so irresistibly sexy and cool? Why am I plagued by burning lust for them?
So why do I find the people who do damage Tesla company property so irresistibly sexy and cool? Why am I plagued by burning lust for them?
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The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us
March 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us
Happy 3/11 everyone. You have to listen to 311 today. I know, it sucks, I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.
March 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Happy 3/11 everyone. You have to listen to 311 today. I know, it sucks, I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.
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full opinion is that you can say whatever you want and i think curse words are a wonderful and important part of communication and human expression. exemption is hate speech which will make me not want to be around you and if you are in a space i am in charge of i will make you leave
Mr Tingle what is your opinion on curse words?
March 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
full opinion is that you can say whatever you want and i think curse words are a wonderful and important part of communication and human expression. exemption is hate speech which will make me not want to be around you and if you are in a space i am in charge of i will make you leave
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As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
March 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
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When George Lowe said "NOBODY CARES, MOBY" in 1998, he spoke for an entire nation
RIP George Lowe
Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When George Lowe said "NOBODY CARES, MOBY" in 1998, he spoke for an entire nation
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*spitting out a sip of poop water* is there still flouride in this?
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*spitting out a sip of poop water* is there still flouride in this?
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“But people want to kill me!” Well that’s terrible but having a gun isn’t going to help you there unless the people who want to kill you are planning to come in through your front door in single file
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“But people want to kill me!” Well that’s terrible but having a gun isn’t going to help you there unless the people who want to kill you are planning to come in through your front door in single file
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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don't stop, it's working
"Two weeks ago, I was called a Nazi.”
March 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
don't stop, it's working
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The way Zelenskyy was treated today was shameful. The people of Ukraine deserve more respect. 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The way Zelenskyy was treated today was shameful. The people of Ukraine deserve more respect. 🇺🇦
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I believe there’s a reply so annoying that reading it would kill me and I will keep posting until I find out what that reply is
February 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I believe there’s a reply so annoying that reading it would kill me and I will keep posting until I find out what that reply is
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This is so beautifully said. Hell yes, Pedro Pascal.
Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]
Pedro Pascal calls out “vile and pathetic” transphobic trolls after defending trans rights
Pedro Pascal, whose sister Lux is a trans woman, is a prominent trans ally and he has no time for transphobia.
www.capitalfm.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is so beautifully said. Hell yes, Pedro Pascal.
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It's nuts to ask federal employees to report what they're working on to an unelected person without government clearance working for an agency that has not been created through proper chanels. To act like it's the WAY he's doing it and not that HE is doing it is why you are losing.
Listen – it’s not nuts to ask federal employees to report what they’re working on. My staff has to do weekly reports too.
But the WAY Musk is doing this? What’s he gonna do, read 2 million emails? This is just not serious stuff.
But the WAY Musk is doing this? What’s he gonna do, read 2 million emails? This is just not serious stuff.
February 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's nuts to ask federal employees to report what they're working on to an unelected person without government clearance working for an agency that has not been created through proper chanels. To act like it's the WAY he's doing it and not that HE is doing it is why you are losing.
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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
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Imagine a dipshit fucking inbred white boy like JD fucking Vance. A fat mammy's boy. And he's out here telling the entirety of Europe that it's wrong in its fundamental values.
Listen, you soft little USA prick, you dougnut full of warm shit. Come over here. Come over and last 1 second. You can't.
Listen, you soft little USA prick, you dougnut full of warm shit. Come over here. Come over and last 1 second. You can't.
February 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Imagine a dipshit fucking inbred white boy like JD fucking Vance. A fat mammy's boy. And he's out here telling the entirety of Europe that it's wrong in its fundamental values.
Listen, you soft little USA prick, you dougnut full of warm shit. Come over here. Come over and last 1 second. You can't.
Listen, you soft little USA prick, you dougnut full of warm shit. Come over here. Come over and last 1 second. You can't.