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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...
July 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
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theonion.com/psychot...
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell
theonion.com/psychot...
theonion.com/psychot...
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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It is simply a real mistake to let the evil heartless people in the world cause you to become more evil and heartless
April 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It is simply a real mistake to let the evil heartless people in the world cause you to become more evil and heartless
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money
Crypto in 2025:
Crypto in 2025:
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Joining my local mma gym and declaring my speciality as “Bard”
January 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Joining my local mma gym and declaring my speciality as “Bard”
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the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life
January 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life
Democratic politician who speaks about Republicans entirely in maoist standard English
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Democratic politician who speaks about Republicans entirely in maoist standard English
Dastardly villain radio: We tie dames to railroad tracks
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Dastardly villain radio: We tie dames to railroad tracks
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great reply from the poop man:
October 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
great reply from the poop man:
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"Now take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato.
Baby, you've got a stew going."
Baby, you've got a stew going."
February 5, 2024 at 12:48 PM
"Now take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato.
Baby, you've got a stew going."
Baby, you've got a stew going."
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Oh, no, I was in a different kind of program for Gifted Children. Yeah, not the one for IQ, it was for morally gifted kids, preternatural wisdom etc. Yeah we don't have anxiety as adults, completely serene.
December 12, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Oh, no, I was in a different kind of program for Gifted Children. Yeah, not the one for IQ, it was for morally gifted kids, preternatural wisdom etc. Yeah we don't have anxiety as adults, completely serene.
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Elon Musk: I know we're bleeding advertisers, but my app's paid users have demanded to bring back a massacre denier the week of the mass child murder anniversary.
Linda Yaccarino: Did someone say trash? What are you using to dispose of holiday wrapping?🎁
Linda Yaccarino: Did someone say trash? What are you using to dispose of holiday wrapping?🎁
December 9, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Elon Musk: I know we're bleeding advertisers, but my app's paid users have demanded to bring back a massacre denier the week of the mass child murder anniversary.
Linda Yaccarino: Did someone say trash? What are you using to dispose of holiday wrapping?🎁
Linda Yaccarino: Did someone say trash? What are you using to dispose of holiday wrapping?🎁
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Getting blocked from all late Gen Z/Alpha social media fashion influencer accounts by asking them why their Y2K fashion doesn’t include “the swing revival”
December 9, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Getting blocked from all late Gen Z/Alpha social media fashion influencer accounts by asking them why their Y2K fashion doesn’t include “the swing revival”