Kris
fabricatedsnake.bsky.social
Kris
@fabricatedsnake.bsky.social
Nonbinary person regretfully leaving their native plant garden to yell about US politics
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what replaces due process under fascism is the assurance of protection for favored groups. even though it’s precarious, a lot of people feel just as protected under that framework as they do under one with due process
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Martin Niemoller: first they came for the socialists...

Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!
March 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This happens in dictatorships
Badar Khan Suri has not been charged with any crime, but his lawyer says DHS whisked him to detention Monday night. He's since been trasnferred to a facility in Louisiana. His lawyer compares Suri's plight to Mahmoud Khalil.

www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
March 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Gamergaters loved trotting out this old saw but the thing is once you say “cultural Marxism” out loud to someone who isn’t mainlining 4chan posts you sound fucking insane
March 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?

Head Chef: NO-

(loud rattling cymbal)

Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city

(lizard man hisses at Gordon)

Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
March 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Trump crash plane
March 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Just in case this isn’t abundantly clear: this is what the right has always done. They create punishing, highly underfunded systems so that they can argue that government is inherently inefficient.
DOGE took away Adobe Acrobat from Fed workers, causing mass inefficiencies.
March 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Impossible to overstate how ancient this thinking is. This is the French riding out to battle on horses to find themselves confronted with Nazi tanks. (Almost literally.)
The Senate Democratic Caucus was unified on a ‘clean’ one-month CR that would have kept the government open and given Congress time to negotiate bipartisan legislation. I’m disappointed that our Republican colleagues wouldn’t join us in that effort.
March 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s like Trump and/or Musk heard the term “soft power” and thought it sounded too gay
News: "Bloody Saturday" for Voice of America and other U.S.-funded international networks

Mass indefinite suspensions at Voice of America, Radio/TV Marti

Federal contracts severed for Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, Radio Free Asia & more

My NPR story

www.npr.org/2025/03/15/n...
'Bloody Saturday' at Voice of America and other U.S.-funded networks
Federal officials placed 1,000 employees at Voice of America on indefinite paid leave, while severing contracts with Radio Free Asia and other U.S.-funded networks.
www.npr.org
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The terrible CR Budget bill — written by right-wing House Republicans with no input from anybody but themselves — was passed tonight with the support of 10 Democrats.
 
An absolute failure of Democratic leadership. NOBODY in the Senate should have voted for this dangerous bill.
March 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can we finally just abandon the fucking democrats and have an actual progressive party to vote for, please
March 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As a person who was recently eight months pregnant, absolutely fuck these nazis. I would feel that way whether he was married at all or regardless of the pregnancy but…. That raw vulnerability just makes this so much more inhumane. I am gutted for all of them.
I haven’t cried all week, but her asking him “habibi how will i call you?” in Arabic has me sobbing. Fuck every human who did this. Fuck them all.
NEW: Family of Mahmoud Khalil just released footage of his arrest

“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”

Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
March 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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COMMUNIST ASSHOLE IS BANNING RED-BLOODED AMERICAN KIDS FROM SINGING “OLD MACDONALD!”
The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to:

-Litterboxes
-Tails
-"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets"
-"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises"
-"licking oneself"
March 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The President reserves the right to reclassify Jews to be Palestinians, and then to arrest and deport Palestinians who disagree with his policies.
Donald Trump: "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I am concerned. He has become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He is not Jewish anymore. He is a Palestinian."
March 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Always glad when I can use Tom Hardy Picard
March 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Honestly surprised he didn’t say “Saint Patrick,” but Trump liking McGregor tracks
Asked who is favorite Irish person is, Trump brings up Conor McGregor
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wow, “fuck Gavin Newsom” may be the only political position my father (Republican in CA) and I (leftist, raised there) agree on. Now that’s reaching across the aisle
1. Gavin Newsom launched his podcast where he "completely aligned" with far-right activist Charlie Kirk on some transgender issues.

Now, members of his party says he's worked behind the scene to kill pro-LGBTQ+ bills in California.

The latest from S. Baum.

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Gavin Newsom pressured behind the scenes to kill pro-LGBTQ+ bills, state lawmakers say
The bombshell revelation from Politico is part of a disturbing trend among some Democrats.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
@cantwell.senate.gov, I have left messages with your office but haven’t heard you make any statements as to your plans today. Please DO NOT DO THIS. Vote NO!
VERY IMPORTANT: This is just a trick. It's a way for Democratic senator to say they oppose the bill while letting it pass. It's not much of a trick. I mean, everyone will see it. But still this is simply a way of hoodwinking constituents. If they want to vote for it just vote for it.
One more thing: Punchbowl reports that some Democratic senators are considering allowing the CR to proceed to a floor vote, lowering the threshold from 60 to 51 votes. Any such vote is the same as a vote for the CR but with even less integrity. Please encourage your colleagues to be better than this
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Also must point out that they’re simply inventing (& hoping you won’t notice) that Khalil or any other protester was “provid[ing] material support” to any banned foreign group. Material support is a tangible thing. ADL has been making this slanderous accusation w/o any evidence since protests began
The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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He is lying.

I was on Columbia's campus the day Johnson visited, April 24. The congressional delegation spoke from the steps of the Low Library, hundreds of feet from the pro-divestment encampment. No one could even hear Johnson– only press microphones. He was heckled. That's all.
Q: What crime did Mahmoud Khalil commit to warrant his arrest?

JOHNSON: Let me tell you something. I faced down the angry mob at Columbia at the height of that stuff...if you're on a student visa and you're an aspiring young terrorist who wants to prey upon your Jewish classmates, you're going home
March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Despite following political news closely, I still feel like I don’t fully understand how Elon Musk became a de facto policy expert on literally anything. Who’s out there trusting and believing that this dipshit knows or cares about saving entitlement programs?
asked about the possible interruption of benefits for Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid recipients, Elon Musk says, "only by tackling the waste and fraud in entitlements like Social Security, Medicare, can we actually preserve those programs for the future."
March 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM