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Cat Food Ozymandias
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cohen489.bsky.social
the Dems are writing strongly worded emails you can’t even conceptualize right now
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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umaw.bsky.social
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
facewagon.bsky.social
The absolute HORROR when the full weight of the cat lands on a testicle
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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iucounu.bsky.social
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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jesuszilla.bsky.social
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose. Followed by a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bicycle
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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lewisbaston.bsky.social
Garth Marenghi: ‘I know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards’
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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eliyudin.com
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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brainmage.bsky.social
if u wish to see a virgin on screen turn off yr monitor tyler u fukken dork lmao
laurajedeed.bsky.social Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · Oct 2
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI. A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14 By Tyler Cowen
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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joolia.bsky.social
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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sirpaintalot.bsky.social
Passionate ambient fans have started painting portraits of Brian Eno on roundabouts
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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sifill.bsky.social
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
April 19, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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balderdash.bsky.social
Outstanding news that should be shared.
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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grayranger.bsky.social
laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. a laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. a decently solid android phone will act normal tumblr post by tlirsgender
September 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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colincarlson.bsky.social
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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mrose.ink
I think about this constantly
Tweet from user Jason C: “I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.” Quote from user Max Dubler: “That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties”
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
facewagon.bsky.social
Keyhaven at sunrise
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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zorotl.bsky.social
Hand drawn comic. Panel 1: Comic title of "Drug Sniffing Cats" Panel 2: 2 cats next to a suit case. Left one says "Lot of Heroin in Here", Other cat replies "Yeah. Shall we tell the humans" Panel 3: Cat with police vest on its chest stares forward. Panel 4: Same as panel 3, but the cat says "Fuck the state" Orignal comic by: Jake Likes Onions
June 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.

Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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unavaleable.bsky.social
Kleya, at her fucking limit: Cass, you need to fucking understand

Andor and Melshi:
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM