Ooze Acerbic
@flashbandacoochie.bsky.social
Loving cats making memes doing art cooking food writing some times farting often
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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Not to brag but I have been pre-approved for many credit cards with very high percentage rates.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Not to brag but I have been pre-approved for many credit cards with very high percentage rates.
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(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
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Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
This guy gets it and also it looks like he has some deals?
no audio people are still the stupidest i forgot. at least all the cameras take pictures but people will tell you you need to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on audiophile cables that in fact do literally nothing. but second to them, it's camera people
i think out of all the stupid hobby pages on reddit, the digital camera people are the stupidest. any time they see a picture they like they're in a cold sweat wondering if they need to spend $10k to swap camera sytems. jesus fucking christ chill out. it's the WORLD that looks good
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This guy gets it and also it looks like he has some deals?
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"His early films, all spick and span
Were stories of the Common Man
By mid career, oh lordy lordy
His films became a little bawdy
Then at the end, in horrid scenes,
We met the nasty libertines!"
Were stories of the Common Man
By mid career, oh lordy lordy
His films became a little bawdy
Then at the end, in horrid scenes,
We met the nasty libertines!"
Very good “you might also like” on a book of Pasolini’s poetry.
Pasolini & Ayres, a dream pairing.
Pasolini & Ayres, a dream pairing.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"His early films, all spick and span
Were stories of the Common Man
By mid career, oh lordy lordy
His films became a little bawdy
Then at the end, in horrid scenes,
We met the nasty libertines!"
Were stories of the Common Man
By mid career, oh lordy lordy
His films became a little bawdy
Then at the end, in horrid scenes,
We met the nasty libertines!"
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something i simply want to add here for my own thinking, a bit of this earlier thread about posting on social media. lest you think this is a "harsh" way to view the random public, please know the design of social media is to make us all the drunk guy, including me bsky.app/profile/ztul...
the weirdness of modern social media is how i am simultaneously always addressing nobody in particular here (such as with this thread) and, from the perspective of other users reading me, being taken within the context of conversations of which I'm personally ignorant or don't care to address
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
something i simply want to add here for my own thinking, a bit of this earlier thread about posting on social media. lest you think this is a "harsh" way to view the random public, please know the design of social media is to make us all the drunk guy, including me bsky.app/profile/ztul...
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“When does something become history, Primary? Like, how long until whatever it is we do here starts being the sort of thing that future agents refer to with a sort of romantic distance? How long before another Primary halfway across the Arm is telling another Satellite about us?”
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“When does something become history, Primary? Like, how long until whatever it is we do here starts being the sort of thing that future agents refer to with a sort of romantic distance? How long before another Primary halfway across the Arm is telling another Satellite about us?”
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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doing a Bro Check In with Crenshinibon
The fellas are on their way to keep Crenshinibon from succumbing to the shard loneliness epidemic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
doing a Bro Check In with Crenshinibon
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‘We’ve got gravity. We’ve also got these little creatures called “birds,” and they do just, sort of like, fly around in the sky. I think they just, sort of like, work around gravity.’
‘We’ve got birds too. Or are you making fun of me?’
‘A little. I knew you had birds.’
‘We’ve got birds too. Or are you making fun of me?’
‘A little. I knew you had birds.’
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
‘We’ve got gravity. We’ve also got these little creatures called “birds,” and they do just, sort of like, fly around in the sky. I think they just, sort of like, work around gravity.’
‘We’ve got birds too. Or are you making fun of me?’
‘A little. I knew you had birds.’
‘We’ve got birds too. Or are you making fun of me?’
‘A little. I knew you had birds.’
OH BABY
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SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.
If you don't have those, you can grab them through our Bookshop:
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November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
OH BABY
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(to my friend whose been in a 15 year coma) yeah we got a new hitler. elected him twice actually. he’s basically alpha from power rangers
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
(to my friend whose been in a 15 year coma) yeah we got a new hitler. elected him twice actually. he’s basically alpha from power rangers
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I’m back on Side Story! And wouldn’t you know it I managed to sneak some baseball in here. Also, get on board with our new running joke.
New Side Story is up! Austin is joined first by Keith and Janine to talk Pokemon Legends: Z-A and then by Art, Dre, and Keith again to dig into roguelite beat-'em-up Absolum!
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Side Story: 15: The Mama Button
This episode contains an extended conversation about the death of a pet. See the chapters below for time stamps. What makes a city good? Is it walkability? A wide variety of dining options? A good cha...
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October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m back on Side Story! And wouldn’t you know it I managed to sneak some baseball in here. Also, get on board with our new running joke.
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The porcine husk: things use to be better
The equine husk: together by our labor we can make it so again
The leonine husk: climb in my mouth. River probably
The equine husk: together by our labor we can make it so again
The leonine husk: climb in my mouth. River probably
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The porcine husk: things use to be better
The equine husk: together by our labor we can make it so again
The leonine husk: climb in my mouth. River probably
The equine husk: together by our labor we can make it so again
The leonine husk: climb in my mouth. River probably
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I’m hearing from an official source that Miyamoto said my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED is “one of the best books ever written about games, ever”?! What an honor! www.upress.umn.edu/978151791494...
October 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m hearing from an official source that Miyamoto said my book EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED is “one of the best books ever written about games, ever”?! What an honor! www.upress.umn.edu/978151791494...
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90 FUCKING PERCENT
i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.
i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.
It’s almost like when you don’t have a rabidly trans-hostile media ecosystem, people generally support human rights.
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October 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
90 FUCKING PERCENT
i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.
i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.
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“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
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Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
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This is what they do to an internationally famous activist who they're just trying to humiliate. Imagine what they do to nobodies they have totally in their power.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is what they do to an internationally famous activist who they're just trying to humiliate. Imagine what they do to nobodies they have totally in their power.
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