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Fun fact - a vast majority of NFL athletes & coaches who have been visibly rocking with him are having their worst season in years
kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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the miami dolphins and kansas city chiefs have the same record
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Every time harrison butker misses a field goal a Drag Queen gets their wings…
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Me, preparing me for a long day in a junior high school after the Kansas City Chiefs lost and dropped their record to…6-7
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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My 2 year old son, a few weeks into potty training:
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Controversially, I don't think that if social media had existed that Montgomery could have lasted as long as it did. Bad actors and human nature would have spread negativity, trafficked in gossip, and torn down the leaders in ways that they could not do in 1955/56.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Mad Men is about the thrill of driving drunk back when it was legal
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Well he probably needed the signature of their parents
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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What do we even need a playoff for anymore
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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i wonder if ryan day ever thinks about how much happier he would be at literally any other job in the country
January 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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timeline: holy shit that dude is weird and kinda terrifying
me: elite nfl quarterback brain
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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A big ten championship where both teams score one touchdown apiece feels spiritually correct
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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“Coach Cignetti, how do you explain kicking what ended up being the game-winning field goal when a bunch of people on a website called Bluesky dot com said that you are a coward and you needed to go for it on every fourth down?”
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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There are well upwards of a BILLION dollars (of OUR money) this year funneled to projects designed specifically to make Trump feel Good about himself: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Trumps private and public furious response to the onrush of media coverage about his mind, health, age, sleep…
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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That’s why you need to identify it as propaganda - they want you to be afraid, but they’re guys you can beat. They’re guys you can chase out of your towns. Believing they’re implementing fascism and not just creating fascism-flavored content gives them power. Call it what it is and you deflate them.
Not near Miller's goals--thank god. But it reads cavalier when people are picked up and sent to torture prisons abroad. The regime is weak and also terrorizing people and their children.
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Every time I say this I get a reply like this and ICE isn’t implementing fascism, and it bugs me. They’re terrorizing people so they can post about it, and that’s awful, but they’re nowhere near their goals. It’s why that Col. Lockjaw-looking morherfucker is always on camera. It’s propaganda.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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They aren’t good at running the government, they’re aren’t good at consolidating an authoritarian regime, they’re just a bunch of posters like you and me pumping out posts so they can laugh about them in their weird little group chats all the way up to the President and especially the Vice President
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Y’all are gonna want to sit down for this, but that’s literally their business plan
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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They accused her of being in league with “pedophiles,” and they still let her beat them I guess?

zeteo.com/p/trump-whit...
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Unpopular opinion but I’d much rather see Reed Hastings in charge of DC Comics, Looney Tunes, and the greatest and best-maintained film library on earth than Larry Ellison’s worst kid. Hope everybody at the cable networks finds a safe berth somewhere
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.

There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.

It was cold-blooded murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Jeff Bezos and Tim Apple and the CEO of Ford all stand around glazing Trump while he debuts the White House's new golden lawn jockeys; regular working people across the country keep telling the Nazis to go fuck themselves
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“What’s your plan for the Court?” is the only question that matters for 2028 Democratic hopefuls, because if they don’t, the Republican Super Legislature is hatcheting their agenda before it can get off the ground.
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three democratic appointees, #SCOTUS puts Texas's new House maps back into effect for (and, presumably, through) the 2026 midterms.

The three Democratic appointees, in an opinion by Justice Kagan, dissent.

I'll post the ruling shortly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM