Dr. Crow
@frater-gorgias.bsky.social
(he/him)
🏴☠️Teacher, 🏳️🌈Artist,
🇺🇳Scholar, 🚩Shitposter, 🏁ND, 🏴Goth Himbo
I do a lot of dumb posts and write about right wing extremism. I’m into ENM and kink stuff so yeah I’m pretty annoying. your favorite switch's favorite switch
🏴☠️Teacher, 🏳️🌈Artist,
🇺🇳Scholar, 🚩Shitposter, 🏁ND, 🏴Goth Himbo
I do a lot of dumb posts and write about right wing extremism. I’m into ENM and kink stuff so yeah I’m pretty annoying. your favorite switch's favorite switch
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Dr. Crow
@frater-gorgias.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Sagittarius, you may be unreasonably horny for people you absolutely shouldn't be today. Don't let your mouth run away with you before you get the chance to think. Don't commit to actions you will later regret. Prepare for an emotional roller coaster. *click* *click* wait this is the same every day
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when i say turn around bright eyes i fucking mean it
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
when i say turn around bright eyes i fucking mean it
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I see it’s that time of the month again
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I see it’s that time of the month again
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
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being american:
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
being american:
It’s 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do:
* Perform the sacred Rites of Maintenance
* Loathe the witch, the mutant, the traitor
* Disassemble a Phobos-pattern lasgun
* Chant hymns in praise of Him on Terra
We used to be an imperium
Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do:
* Perform the sacred Rites of Maintenance
* Loathe the witch, the mutant, the traitor
* Disassemble a Phobos-pattern lasgun
* Chant hymns in praise of Him on Terra
We used to be an imperium
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It’s 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do:
* Perform the sacred Rites of Maintenance
* Loathe the witch, the mutant, the traitor
* Disassemble a Phobos-pattern lasgun
* Chant hymns in praise of Him on Terra
We used to be an imperium
Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do:
* Perform the sacred Rites of Maintenance
* Loathe the witch, the mutant, the traitor
* Disassemble a Phobos-pattern lasgun
* Chant hymns in praise of Him on Terra
We used to be an imperium
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Posting this while I still can
January 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Posting this while I still can
I struggle with new years as a holiday because I love to party but I hate seeing people be hopeful 😭
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I struggle with new years as a holiday because I love to party but I hate seeing people be hopeful 😭
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
please please please please please
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
please please please please please
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
I’m at the end of a guilty pleasure crusade to read every piece of fiction in the warhammer 40k hours heresy series, which clocks in at around 60 novels, a hundred plus short stories, and dozens of tie-ins, novellas, and audio dramas. I started in 2022, so it’s taken almost 4 years to get through
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m at the end of a guilty pleasure crusade to read every piece of fiction in the warhammer 40k hours heresy series, which clocks in at around 60 novels, a hundred plus short stories, and dozens of tie-ins, novellas, and audio dramas. I started in 2022, so it’s taken almost 4 years to get through
“Ahh, Senatuh Kerreh, now people have been askin’, huhwhen the skull and bones fellas jack off in the cawwwfin, is *that* necro-phi-hilia? Or is that *just* ahhh, normal fraternuhty play?”
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Ahh, Senatuh Kerreh, now people have been askin’, huhwhen the skull and bones fellas jack off in the cawwwfin, is *that* necro-phi-hilia? Or is that *just* ahhh, normal fraternuhty play?”
I’ve got the coolest friends, I wish I could take how much I love them and turn it into a love bullet and shoot it straight into their stupid little hearts. That would really show em, yeah buddy, how ya like that, now you’ve been shot full of love bullets straight into your stupid little heart 🖤 😭😇🖤
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’ve got the coolest friends, I wish I could take how much I love them and turn it into a love bullet and shoot it straight into their stupid little hearts. That would really show em, yeah buddy, how ya like that, now you’ve been shot full of love bullets straight into your stupid little heart 🖤 😭😇🖤
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he just like me fr
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
he just like me fr
Me but for Jeff tiedrich 😭
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me but for Jeff tiedrich 😭
I make this face every time I see a hot woman
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I make this face every time I see a hot woman
This reasoning is the quintessential reason why libs will never save you. They think there’s a magical thing called “law” that changes ontologically evil acts into something good. This process-oriented thinking completely neglects the contingent and rhetorical forces that ACTUALLY shape culture.
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This reasoning is the quintessential reason why libs will never save you. They think there’s a magical thing called “law” that changes ontologically evil acts into something good. This process-oriented thinking completely neglects the contingent and rhetorical forces that ACTUALLY shape culture.
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It was always bad, we've never had a real democracy, and the rich have never been bound by the rule of law.
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It was always bad, we've never had a real democracy, and the rich have never been bound by the rule of law.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AS AN AD WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AS AN AD WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
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