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Freakbeat Takeshi
@fullykrausened.bsky.social
ian
madison, wi.

midwesterner, noise table guy, obsolete media format enthusiast. sometimes i get paid to write about movies. usually making soup.
Shirley Temple voice: Forever chemicals in my soup
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
pet store gave me some free cans of new wet cat food to try out and of course minx loves the $4 a can rabbit pate. girl you are not getting $4 a can rabbit pate every night
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
New recession indicator just dropped:
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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My day and discussion with beloved Udo from 2014 when we drove around the desert and talked ... and went to thrift stores. And more: thesunsetgun.com/2025/11/25/t...
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sorry but this rocks
Gonna be seeing this exact segment in my dreams for the next 20 years
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Dug through some crates of 1970s promo 45s at the thrift store that were mostly junk but found a few treasures, including this forgotten late-period Lou Christie song. Christie & Twyla's ornate bubblegum pop songwriting goes 70s soft-rock...
Riding In My Van - Lou Christie
YouTube video by Joel Diamond
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A friend pointed out - and now I can’t unsee it - that one of the pathologies of the age is what I’m gonna call “the reverse Heathcliff”: when an orange cat hates Mondays and decides this is the fault of capitalism.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now Watching:
Italian poster for BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974)

Written and directed by Paul Morrissey

Starring Udo Kier (RIP)
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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RIP Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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ok I'm not gonna do it with the picture but this is the song yall are looking for

youtube.com/watch?v=L8bkILs-diQ
Pogo Pope
YouTube video by Rudimentary Peni - Topic
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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olivia nuzzi is sexting with one of the woodsmen from twin peaks: the return
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
olivia nuzzi is sexting with one of the woodsmen from twin peaks: the return
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'll never forgive the Taliban for not offing this guy when they had the chance.
Ah. I was wondering whatever became of this “plan”.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I think Elon Musk should hook up with Amanda Palmer
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The name means “Way mo’ traffic deaths!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Looking forward to John Fetterman's post-Senate career as either a wrestling heel or carnival geek.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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(keith olbermann browsing MySpace and listening to the most ass pop music imaginable) I will pay for her to go to college.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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the six types of podcasts: Smug Liberals Being Smarmy Together, Apparently We’re Still Doing True Crime, Celebs Half-Assing Their Way To Another Paycheck, Useful Idiot Interviewer, Undisguised Fascist Propaganda, and Bill Simmons Huffs His Own Farts
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
yeah baby!!!
Austin Powers Shagadelic Shakers (1999-1999): A line of canned cocktail mixes featuring a built-in strainer--just add liquor & ice, shake, and pour! Released as a promotional item for "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me". Available in Long Island Ice Tea, Cosmopolitan, and Blue Margarita.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM