Gabbertoons
@gabbertoons.bsky.social
Edritch love child of Hestia, Folgers, and a haunted Scrabble board that only works with the OED. Culinary experimentalist. 🔪 Bibliophile. 📚 Ailurophile. 🐈 Father to the Gabbercats. Recipes, cats, and cat-free recipes @ https://imgur.com/user/gabbertoons
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Gabbertoons
@gabbertoons.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Saturday evening, Nov. 22nd, 2025, I had to make the painful decision to put Trenta to sleep. The night before I paused funding. I took a long while to update you all as I needed some time, and also wanted to get through Thanksgiving.
I thank you all. You made
I thank you all. You made
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BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
It's driving me to distraction that news outlets, including even the BBC, are describing Mamdani's midnight swearing in in the station as taking place in an "...abandoned subway station."
You mean the nonetheless HISTORIC Old City Hall subway station that's meticulously preserved?
You mean the nonetheless HISTORIC Old City Hall subway station that's meticulously preserved?
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's driving me to distraction that news outlets, including even the BBC, are describing Mamdani's midnight swearing in in the station as taking place in an "...abandoned subway station."
You mean the nonetheless HISTORIC Old City Hall subway station that's meticulously preserved?
You mean the nonetheless HISTORIC Old City Hall subway station that's meticulously preserved?
This brings me joy.
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Harry Sisson on Instagram: "Trump is NOT going to be happy…"
A South Park writer bought the Trump-Kennedy Center website domains and created a satirical site that exposes President Trump's ego. The website features a 'blank' logo, a performance by the Epstein D...
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December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This brings me joy.
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He says date rape is a made up injury that feminists used to gain world domination but when he was asked to lecture wearing a mask that was a serious and real injury.
Just another gem from Compact Mag. And, to be clear, he didn’t even have the courage or principle to leave Harvard before his contract expired. That’s why all his grievances are in the past tense.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He says date rape is a made up injury that feminists used to gain world domination but when he was asked to lecture wearing a mask that was a serious and real injury.
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Stephen Miller found an immigrant he likes.
Exclusive: A year after Tenet Media was busted for funneling Russian money to MAGA pundits like Benny Johnson and Tim Pool, a Trump administration effort involving State and the FBI has welcomed Tenet's founders back into the US. @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/lauren-che...
Trump Admin Scores Visa for Founder of Russian Propaganda Outlet
Tenet Media’s Lauren Chen is back—even though the illegal-influence and money-laundering investigation remains open.
www.thebulwark.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Stephen Miller found an immigrant he likes.
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Not a normal Christmas tree in Kramatorsk, but nothing is normal in the Ukraine city very close to the Donetsk frontline.
The tree is dedicated to those who died evacuating people in the region. A poignant reminder there will be many empty chairs for the New Year meal.
The tree is dedicated to those who died evacuating people in the region. A poignant reminder there will be many empty chairs for the New Year meal.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Not a normal Christmas tree in Kramatorsk, but nothing is normal in the Ukraine city very close to the Donetsk frontline.
The tree is dedicated to those who died evacuating people in the region. A poignant reminder there will be many empty chairs for the New Year meal.
The tree is dedicated to those who died evacuating people in the region. A poignant reminder there will be many empty chairs for the New Year meal.
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Ireland has one of the world's highest concentrations of data centers. The expansion has reshaped the grid & deepened fossil fuel use. As the EU pushes to triple data center capacity, Ireland offers a warning, writes Louis Boyd-Madsen. Read our investigation with AlgorithmWatch:
What Ireland’s Data Center Crisis Means for the EU’s AI Sovereignty Plans | TechPolicy.Press
Louis Boyd-Madsen traces how a model of unregulated digital growth has outpaced energy planning in Ireland, and why it matters for the EU’s AI ambitions.
buff.ly
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ireland has one of the world's highest concentrations of data centers. The expansion has reshaped the grid & deepened fossil fuel use. As the EU pushes to triple data center capacity, Ireland offers a warning, writes Louis Boyd-Madsen. Read our investigation with AlgorithmWatch:
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The DOJ identified at least 10 co-conspirators who worked with Epstein and Maxwell. It’s obvious to anyone with two eyes that Epstein and Maxwell were engaged in organized crime, yet NO ONE ELSE involved in Epstein’s sex trafficking ring has faced criminal charges. Why?
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The DOJ identified at least 10 co-conspirators who worked with Epstein and Maxwell. It’s obvious to anyone with two eyes that Epstein and Maxwell were engaged in organized crime, yet NO ONE ELSE involved in Epstein’s sex trafficking ring has faced criminal charges. Why?
I'm surprised the Grey Lady didn't point to this as proof of Mamdani's supervillainy. #NYTimesPearlClutching #Mamdani
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/n...
Mamdani Will Be Sworn In at Abandoned Subway Station Beneath City Hall
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm surprised the Grey Lady didn't point to this as proof of Mamdani's supervillainy. #NYTimesPearlClutching #Mamdani
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/n...
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165. A fascinating article by Deana Weibel about what happens when astronauts become creationists.
🔭 🧪 #TabClosed2026
🔭 🧪 #TabClosed2026
The Space Review: “God is in control”: A field report from the Ark Encounter’s “Astronaut Encounter”
www.thespacereview.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
165. A fascinating article by Deana Weibel about what happens when astronauts become creationists.
🔭 🧪 #TabClosed2026
🔭 🧪 #TabClosed2026
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HEY'all give this a boost, eh?
I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin
My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care
gofund.me
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
HEY'all give this a boost, eh?
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I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
Donate to Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care, organized by Zachary Martin
My name is Zach, I'm a working artist just trying to get by in the middle … Zachary Martin needs your support for Help Zach Save His Smile: Urgent Dental Care
gofund.me
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm just about to start round two, which will include fillings on the bottom front and a mouth guard to protect these babies while I sleep.
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
Wasn't able to finish up what needs doing this year, but I plan to have it all done by March hopefully.
Any help, even sharing, helps 👨🏭
gofund.me/5604142e0
This just in, Chris Caldwell types his essays with his butt, unless someone is looking.
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This just in, Chris Caldwell types his essays with his butt, unless someone is looking.
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Over the holidays, the administration quietly initiated a review of all Wildlife Refuges, something that could preface yet another attempt to steal your land: open.substack.com/pub/wessiler...
They’re Coming For Your Wildlife Refuges
The Fish and Wildlife Service’s over-holiday review, and what it means for 850 million acres of public land and water
open.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Over the holidays, the administration quietly initiated a review of all Wildlife Refuges, something that could preface yet another attempt to steal your land: open.substack.com/pub/wessiler...
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I cannot wait for the day when Donald Trump’s name is removed from the Kennedy Center. It will happen, just not soon enough.
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I cannot wait for the day when Donald Trump’s name is removed from the Kennedy Center. It will happen, just not soon enough.
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This Epstein files "release" is the most disgusting cover up in American history
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This Epstein files "release" is the most disgusting cover up in American history
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🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice will fail to publicly release all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by a Friday deadline, violating a new federal law explicitly mandating that the trove of documents be turned over for public scrutiny. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Chickens Out on Epstein Files Release in Violation of New Law
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice will fail to publicly release all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by a Friday deadline, violating a new federal law explicitly mandating that the trove of documents be turned over for public scrutiny. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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In Missouri Republicans taking care of the investment class (most Missourians don’t worry about capital gains) is biting back. How about reducing taxes on the ones that need the money? missouriindependent.com/2025/12/18/m...
Missouri faces budget crunch as capital gains tax cut hits harder than expected • Missouri Independent
The capital gains tax cut passed this year by Missouri will cost far more than expected and shrink state revenues, a new estimate shows.
missouriindependent.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
In Missouri Republicans taking care of the investment class (most Missourians don’t worry about capital gains) is biting back. How about reducing taxes on the ones that need the money? missouriindependent.com/2025/12/18/m...
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NEW: This is a story that took months to pull together and broke my heart a million times writing it.
But this isnt a sad story.
This is about courage, compassion and survival. And the herculean efforts of a group of people who refuse to lay down and die.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
But this isnt a sad story.
This is about courage, compassion and survival. And the herculean efforts of a group of people who refuse to lay down and die.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Cut Their Lifeline. Months Later, They're Still Fighting Like Hell To Survive.
A small organization powered by the people who need it most has found a way to save lives abandoned by the Trump administration.
www.huffpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
NEW: This is a story that took months to pull together and broke my heart a million times writing it.
But this isnt a sad story.
This is about courage, compassion and survival. And the herculean efforts of a group of people who refuse to lay down and die.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
But this isnt a sad story.
This is about courage, compassion and survival. And the herculean efforts of a group of people who refuse to lay down and die.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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Trump news at a glance: Republican turns ‘lowlife’ taunt back on president to raise campaign funds
www.theguardian.com
Trump news at a glance: Republican turns ‘lowlife’ taunt back on president to raise campaign funds
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December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump news at a glance: Republican turns ‘lowlife’ taunt back on president to raise campaign funds
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I personally really like vivaldi
Mostly bc every annoying thing about it has an off switch lmao
Mostly bc every annoying thing about it has an off switch lmao
“Vivaldi CEO Jon von Tetzchner accused other companies like Google and Microsoft of ‘reshaping the address bar into an assistant prompt, turning the joy of exploring into inactive spectatorship.’”
Well, Vivaldi. You had my interest; now you have my attention
Well, Vivaldi. You had my interest; now you have my attention
After Outcry, Firefox Promises "Kill Switch" That Turns Off All AI Features
Mozilla's new CEO announced that Firefox would become a "modern AI broswer." Its most diehard fans are revolting.
futurism.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I personally really like vivaldi
Mostly bc every annoying thing about it has an off switch lmao
Mostly bc every annoying thing about it has an off switch lmao
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Black father kills a man who tried to rape his daughter & media posts his solo mug shot.
White father murders his wife, shoots step child, kills himself, & media posts his smiling picture with family.
Make no mistake, this is how media normalizes white supremacy & extremism. We must reject it.
White father murders his wife, shoots step child, kills himself, & media posts his smiling picture with family.
Make no mistake, this is how media normalizes white supremacy & extremism. We must reject it.
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Black father kills a man who tried to rape his daughter & media posts his solo mug shot.
White father murders his wife, shoots step child, kills himself, & media posts his smiling picture with family.
Make no mistake, this is how media normalizes white supremacy & extremism. We must reject it.
White father murders his wife, shoots step child, kills himself, & media posts his smiling picture with family.
Make no mistake, this is how media normalizes white supremacy & extremism. We must reject it.
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ICE raids appear to be 100% responsible for the current housing crunch in south Texas. Indeed, they have brought residential construction to an end.
South Texas homebuilders say ICE arrests have slowed work
More than 380 people attended an impromptu meeting that industry leaders in the Rio Grande Valley hosted to draw attention to the chilling effect ICE arrests have had on construction.
www.texastribune.org
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ICE raids appear to be 100% responsible for the current housing crunch in south Texas. Indeed, they have brought residential construction to an end.
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Gee, where do you suppose all that money comes from?
“Trump just had the most lucrative year of his life. The president is now worth a record $7.3 billion, up from $4.3 billion in 2024, when he was still running for office. The $3 billion gain vaulted him 118 spots on The Forbes 400, where he lands at No. 201 this year.“
🚨 New: “Presidency Boosts Trump’s Net Worth By $3 Billion In A Year”
“Vaulted him 118 spots on The Forbes 400, where he lands at No. 201 this year.”
@danalexander21.bsky.social for @forbes.com
“Vaulted him 118 spots on The Forbes 400, where he lands at No. 201 this year.”
@danalexander21.bsky.social for @forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Gee, where do you suppose all that money comes from?