The Bird and Baby
@galenmaxim.bsky.social
Enthusiast, baseball, art, nature, animals, writing, games, woodworking, cooking
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
omg they rebranded ice cream
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Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
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freed a genie from a coke bottle and as a reward he let me retcon reality. invented a 60-year-old guy named Doug Bowser and made him president of Nintendo. didn’t realize i only got one wish.
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
freed a genie from a coke bottle and as a reward he let me retcon reality. invented a 60-year-old guy named Doug Bowser and made him president of Nintendo. didn’t realize i only got one wish.
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You never stop clapping, it’s just the interval between your hands hitting that changes
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You never stop clapping, it’s just the interval between your hands hitting that changes
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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If we want to call ourselves a "Christian Country", then Feeding the Hungry should be one of the FIRST things we don't cut from our government spending.
Feed the hungry.
Shelter the homeless.
Take in the immigrants.
Provide healthcare.
Get rid of war.
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Feed the hungry.
Shelter the homeless.
Take in the immigrants.
Provide healthcare.
Get rid of war.
4/4
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If we want to call ourselves a "Christian Country", then Feeding the Hungry should be one of the FIRST things we don't cut from our government spending.
Feed the hungry.
Shelter the homeless.
Take in the immigrants.
Provide healthcare.
Get rid of war.
4/4
Feed the hungry.
Shelter the homeless.
Take in the immigrants.
Provide healthcare.
Get rid of war.
4/4
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
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That was such a clutch play by Tommy Edman (though Trea Turner called, he wants his slide back).
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That was such a clutch play by Tommy Edman (though Trea Turner called, he wants his slide back).
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All I want for christmas is for Max Scherzer to come out on the field tonight, unhinge his jaw like a python, and physically consume the Los Angeles Dodgers. please baby jesus, i'm not asking for much
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All I want for christmas is for Max Scherzer to come out on the field tonight, unhinge his jaw like a python, and physically consume the Los Angeles Dodgers. please baby jesus, i'm not asking for much
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I love Shohei Ohtani, but I'm rooting for The Blue Jays this time.
two bald eagles and a goose are standing on a snowy surface .
ALT: two bald eagles and a goose are standing on a snowy surface .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love Shohei Ohtani, but I'm rooting for The Blue Jays this time.
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"He'll rarely throw it for a strike when he doesn't want to." That's the part of being a big league pitcher that I can do.
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"He'll rarely throw it for a strike when he doesn't want to." That's the part of being a big league pitcher that I can do.
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technically Silksong boss nerfs are actually just bug fixes
September 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
technically Silksong boss nerfs are actually just bug fixes
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More of my Carnivorous Orchid costume
August 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
More of my Carnivorous Orchid costume
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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
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"I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room."
Ray Bradbury
#writing
Ray Bradbury
#writing
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room."
Ray Bradbury
#writing
Ray Bradbury
#writing
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they need to bring conveyer carwash technology to household showers. if i got sprayed with multicolored soap and squeezed between giant felt rollers every morning i think i might be able to face going to my computer job.
August 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
they need to bring conveyer carwash technology to household showers. if i got sprayed with multicolored soap and squeezed between giant felt rollers every morning i think i might be able to face going to my computer job.
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they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster
July 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
they call them "the twins" in honor of the only two people on the roster
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They are the moment!
July 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They are the moment!
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.