Gavin Ewbank
@gavinewbank.bsky.social
former: Orlando Soccer Show & Journal poster. now: just Poster.
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
the percentage of the country that would excitedly off one of those guys, if granted full immunity, is probably just as high as the percentage of people that support them
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the percentage of the country that would excitedly off one of those guys, if granted full immunity, is probably just as high as the percentage of people that support them
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i do not know how this goes on for three more years
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i do not know how this goes on for three more years
if the Yankees were the betting favorite to win a third straight World Series to break baseball New Yorkers would never let the world love that down.
so we need to be okay when LA does it
so we need to be okay when LA does it
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
if the Yankees were the betting favorite to win a third straight World Series to break baseball New Yorkers would never let the world love that down.
so we need to be okay when LA does it
so we need to be okay when LA does it
sometimes a lineup comes through town that’s so strong you didn’t know it’s exactly what will heal your soul
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
sometimes a lineup comes through town that’s so strong you didn’t know it’s exactly what will heal your soul
there’s really never been a better time for world leaders to uniformly stand up to the simple most unpopular guy trying to do an extremely unpopular thing with a simple “fuck you, loser” and call his bluff
Rarely do we see an issue with such widespread disapproval
There's overwhelming opposition to U.S. taking Greenland by military force, and for the moment, it's a bipartisan sentiment
Large majorities say doing so would cause U.S. to leave NATO and world instability
www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...
There's overwhelming opposition to U.S. taking Greenland by military force, and for the moment, it's a bipartisan sentiment
Large majorities say doing so would cause U.S. to leave NATO and world instability
www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
there’s really never been a better time for world leaders to uniformly stand up to the simple most unpopular guy trying to do an extremely unpopular thing with a simple “fuck you, loser” and call his bluff
Look at my lib state, dawg.
The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Look at my lib state, dawg.
the season will absolutely not start on time next year lol
Bo Bichette to Mets. $126M, 3 years per Jon Heyman
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
the season will absolutely not start on time next year lol
dodgers got another, huh
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
dodgers got another, huh
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I'm still flabbergasted that this flub somehow made it to air. What was the reason behind it? Why Meatwad?
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I'm still flabbergasted that this flub somehow made it to air. What was the reason behind it? Why Meatwad?
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Kellyn Acosta's new manager had exactly five seconds to come up with an alias 31 years ago and has been stuck with it ever since.
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Kellyn Acosta's new manager had exactly five seconds to come up with an alias 31 years ago and has been stuck with it ever since.
love to see a move that makes no sense to anybody
The Arizona Diamondbacks and St. Louis Cardinals are working to finalize a deal that would send 3B Nolan Arenado to the Diamondbacks. @katiejwoo.bsky.social first on it.
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
love to see a move that makes no sense to anybody
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hearing rumors of duval
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
hearing rumors of duval
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
Loser franchise stays on it.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Cubs are working on a deal for Edward Cabrera @Michael_Cerami reported it is getting close with Cubs. Word is Yankees were “never close”
Cubs are working on a deal for Edward Cabrera @Michael_Cerami reported it is getting close with Cubs. Word is Yankees were “never close”
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Loser franchise stays on it.
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Important first aid tip here.
started PTO at the same time all of the office suckers went back to work just so I could be on the high ground for a moment
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
started PTO at the same time all of the office suckers went back to work just so I could be on the high ground for a moment
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again