Geekasaurus Rex
@geekasaurus.bsky.social
Trans guy, geek, embroidery nerd, cat lover.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
In my life, I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife,
and I hope you die,
And Tiny Tim, he did NOT die
And tell everyone you were a good wife,
and I hope you die,
And Tiny Tim, he did NOT die
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In my life, I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife,
and I hope you die,
And Tiny Tim, he did NOT die
And tell everyone you were a good wife,
and I hope you die,
And Tiny Tim, he did NOT die
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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If you're no-contact with family this holiday season, read this to help solidify why fuck them, they don't get to be in your life.
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
Reminder: Issendai's The Missing Missing Reasons, how abusive parents leave out the reason their kids went no contact with them
Reminder: Issendai's The Missing Missing Reasons, how abusive parents leave out the reason their kids went no contact with them
The Missing Missing Reasons | Issendai.com
Members of estranged parents' forums often say their children never gave them any reason for the estrangement, then turn around and reveal that their children did tell them why. But the reasons their ...
www.issendai.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you're no-contact with family this holiday season, read this to help solidify why fuck them, they don't get to be in your life.
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Everyone's favorite disney princess next year will be the uncanny valley constantly melting figure who in 10 second intervals encourages children to drink household cleaning products.
Her hit show on Disney+ will have a billion views a week and a full line of merch and a movie franchise coming out.
Her hit show on Disney+ will have a billion views a week and a full line of merch and a movie franchise coming out.
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Everyone's favorite disney princess next year will be the uncanny valley constantly melting figure who in 10 second intervals encourages children to drink household cleaning products.
Her hit show on Disney+ will have a billion views a week and a full line of merch and a movie franchise coming out.
Her hit show on Disney+ will have a billion views a week and a full line of merch and a movie franchise coming out.
Why can't I just be a cat.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why can't I just be a cat.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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rudolph’s brother had a light up dick but they wouldn’t let him lead the sleigh team because of the optics
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
rudolph’s brother had a light up dick but they wouldn’t let him lead the sleigh team because of the optics
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
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get in the air fryer shinji
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
get in the air fryer shinji
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So we are going to bring forth a world where anyone who wants to be a lone wolf is welcome to walk into the woods without a single damn thing a global community made for him, and perish howling at the moon.
The rest of us will live in a society.
The rest of us will live in a society.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
So we are going to bring forth a world where anyone who wants to be a lone wolf is welcome to walk into the woods without a single damn thing a global community made for him, and perish howling at the moon.
The rest of us will live in a society.
The rest of us will live in a society.
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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when the teletubbies heard about 9/11 who’s tummyvision were they watching
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
when the teletubbies heard about 9/11 who’s tummyvision were they watching
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if i am elected President we will drone strike one C-Suite at Rockstar Games for every additional day GTA 6 is delayed
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if i am elected President we will drone strike one C-Suite at Rockstar Games for every additional day GTA 6 is delayed
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
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Cheney is fun cause he is like Kissinger all over again but for our era. Body count to the heavens, and we get to piss on his corpse. Good riddance.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cheney is fun cause he is like Kissinger all over again but for our era. Body count to the heavens, and we get to piss on his corpse. Good riddance.
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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frito lay me down to sleep
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
frito lay me down to sleep
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
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Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.