Geoff Sykes
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College Football | Soccer
College Football | Soccer
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hey you guys remember when the US Supreme Court said Donald Trump gets to avoid justice for crimes in the United States because he did them while living in a palace in Washington DC
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
hey you guys remember when the US Supreme Court said Donald Trump gets to avoid justice for crimes in the United States because he did them while living in a palace in Washington DC
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Quite frankly FIFA should revoke the World Cup today and banish the United States from international soccer until this is over.
And the IOC should do the same for LA 2028. Suspend the USOPC. Prevent any U.S. athlete that has active military service from becoming a neutral athlete. Russia playbook.
And the IOC should do the same for LA 2028. Suspend the USOPC. Prevent any U.S. athlete that has active military service from becoming a neutral athlete. Russia playbook.
We can make jokes about the FIFIA Peace Prize but boycotting the World Cup seems like a pretty good start for a lot of countries
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Quite frankly FIFA should revoke the World Cup today and banish the United States from international soccer until this is over.
And the IOC should do the same for LA 2028. Suspend the USOPC. Prevent any U.S. athlete that has active military service from becoming a neutral athlete. Russia playbook.
And the IOC should do the same for LA 2028. Suspend the USOPC. Prevent any U.S. athlete that has active military service from becoming a neutral athlete. Russia playbook.
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Just think if the committee wasn't full of cowards and dinosaurs that still believe in SEC exceptionalism we could have enjoyed Indiana's public dismemberment of Notre Dame instead
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Just think if the committee wasn't full of cowards and dinosaurs that still believe in SEC exceptionalism we could have enjoyed Indiana's public dismemberment of Notre Dame instead
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5-7 Mississippi State is the SEC’s last hope before Jan 8 for a postseason win against a team that isn’t a past or present SEC member or had a head coach jailed for a butter knife related incident in the last month.
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
5-7 Mississippi State is the SEC’s last hope before Jan 8 for a postseason win against a team that isn’t a past or present SEC member or had a head coach jailed for a butter knife related incident in the last month.
And it's magnificent
Indiana football is dominating Alabama in the Rose Bowl. It's real.
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
And it's magnificent
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Marching band kids know the rule - if the judge is in your path, do not divert from the path. Run the judge over.
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Marching band kids know the rule - if the judge is in your path, do not divert from the path. Run the judge over.
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Some interesting shit:
Trump announced he was supporting the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superbowl. The Chiefs got embarrassed in the SB and the franchise missed the playoffs this year for the first time in forever.
Then ASRB does the Trump dance and points to him and the Lions collapse.
Trump announced he was supporting the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superbowl. The Chiefs got embarrassed in the SB and the franchise missed the playoffs this year for the first time in forever.
Then ASRB does the Trump dance and points to him and the Lions collapse.
The Rams are 0-2 since Puka went on Adin Ross
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Some interesting shit:
Trump announced he was supporting the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superbowl. The Chiefs got embarrassed in the SB and the franchise missed the playoffs this year for the first time in forever.
Then ASRB does the Trump dance and points to him and the Lions collapse.
Trump announced he was supporting the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superbowl. The Chiefs got embarrassed in the SB and the franchise missed the playoffs this year for the first time in forever.
Then ASRB does the Trump dance and points to him and the Lions collapse.
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All across the nation, children are pointing at the screen. Hordes of them descending upon the Diamondbacks’ stadium in unison
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
All across the nation, children are pointing at the screen. Hordes of them descending upon the Diamondbacks’ stadium in unison
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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Primary rooting interest in CFB is for Harding (the most antigay school in all of college sports, probably) to get dumptrucked by Ferris State in the D2 national championship game www.outsports.com/2025/12/18/2...
Gay player Marcus Hansen says coach kicked him off Harding - Outsports
Marcus Hansen says he was removed from the Harding football team when coaches discovered he was gay. At Minnesota State he has thrived.
www.outsports.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Primary rooting interest in CFB is for Harding (the most antigay school in all of college sports, probably) to get dumptrucked by Ferris State in the D2 national championship game www.outsports.com/2025/12/18/2...
Hopkins vs River Falls is the game to watch right now fyi
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hopkins vs River Falls is the game to watch right now fyi
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Seriously - if you’re anywhere in north Texas on Saturday, go take a trip to McKinney and watch this game. This is as big of a D2 title game as anyone could ask for.
If you’re not close by, this will make an excellent second screen for the late afternoon block.
If you’re not close by, this will make an excellent second screen for the late afternoon block.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Seriously - if you’re anywhere in north Texas on Saturday, go take a trip to McKinney and watch this game. This is as big of a D2 title game as anyone could ask for.
If you’re not close by, this will make an excellent second screen for the late afternoon block.
If you’re not close by, this will make an excellent second screen for the late afternoon block.
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I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
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Man, we're gonna get a Brawl of the Wild semifinal and a Ferris-Harding D2 title game next week. The biggest of hell yeahs to that.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Man, we're gonna get a Brawl of the Wild semifinal and a Ferris-Harding D2 title game next week. The biggest of hell yeahs to that.
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UM: Just don't cheat again.
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
UM: Just don't cheat again.
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
Moore: I will not cheat in football again.
UM:...uh, that was oddly-
Moore: BYE!
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From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"
This isn't the worst idea actually
Had a dream that Penn State hired the Ferris State head coach.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This isn't the worst idea actually
His history of sexual harassment under his leadership does seem to be a fit with MSU's leadership...I'll give him that.
They all gotta go.
They all gotta go.
Here's a 3 quick takes column on Michigan State firing Jonathan Smith and planning to hire Pat Fitzgerald as its next football coach.
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports...
Couch: 3 quick takes on Michigan State firing football coach Jonathan Smith and hiring Pat Fitzgerald
There are some similarities between Jonathan Smith and Pat Fitzgerald, but also stark differences. Fitzgerald appears to be a better fit for MSU.
www.lansingstatejournal.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
His history of sexual harassment under his leadership does seem to be a fit with MSU's leadership...I'll give him that.
They all gotta go.
They all gotta go.
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I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
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sure, our scandal-ridden program is trying to hire a guy who was fired for overseeing a culture of sexual assault, but it’s important to remember he sucks at coaching
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
sure, our scandal-ridden program is trying to hire a guy who was fired for overseeing a culture of sexual assault, but it’s important to remember he sucks at coaching
People who have made firing Smith their entire personality are now begging players HE brought in to stay.
That is hilarious to me.
That is hilarious to me.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
People who have made firing Smith their entire personality are now begging players HE brought in to stay.
That is hilarious to me.
That is hilarious to me.
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This might be the greatest final play of the year!
Benedict completes the comeback from 24-0 and beats Wingate on the road to open the #D2FB playoffs!
Benedict completes the comeback from 24-0 and beats Wingate on the road to open the #D2FB playoffs!
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This might be the greatest final play of the year!
Benedict completes the comeback from 24-0 and beats Wingate on the road to open the #D2FB playoffs!
Benedict completes the comeback from 24-0 and beats Wingate on the road to open the #D2FB playoffs!
It was sexy
Central Michigan just went on an 18-play, 75-yard drive over 10:53 on its first possession against Kent State, ending in a touchdown.
Longest drive in school history in time.
Longest drive in school history in time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It was sexy
Man...
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — College football coach John Beam from ‘Last Chance U’ has died after being shot, Oakland police say.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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