Reuben
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Reuben
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Rob Reiner (1947–2025)
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am aggressively uninterested in learning about your Spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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REPUBLICANS: “How dare you call us Nazis?!”

ALSO REPUBLICANS: “The swastika needs to make a comeback.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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always so funny to me the hysteria that mamdani -- perpetually smiling! light-skinned for a brown man! so pleasant! -- causes in people by suggesting such catastrophic ideas as "give people who need food said food at reasonable prices" and "make the transit system more accessible." real evil stuff
This Washpost oped is every bit as awesome as its headline
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Optimism is so hard these days, but not today
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE!
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Trump has endorsed Cuomo in the NYC mayoral race.

New Yorkers, you know what to do. At least I freaking hope you do.
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I was born in New York but at this point Zohran Mamdani has spent more time living in the city than I ever did. All attempts to paint him as some kind of outsider (ESPECIALLY by an upstate sex pest who resigned his position in disgrace) make me physically ill.
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I’m sure today’s new group of Twitter Quitters joining here have good reasons I haven’t heard about yet. But please know you have to put in two weeks of posting here before you’re allowed to intentionally misread a joke as some insane conspiracy against you personally
October 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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1)You may remember the articles criticizing liberal students for their hesitancy to make friends with conservative students—alleging that they were less open-minded than their conservative counterparts.
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Kind of amazing that the photo Politico used of one of these folks -- the one who made a joke about gas chambers -- is from an event that Politico sponsored last summer.
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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i am very sick of pretending conservatives have an argument that should be respected
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The predominant failure of so many of these daft centrist op-ed writers is they assume everyone’s main goal online is political discourse and not, like, talking about dragonsmut books or the differences between slot mask and shadow mask CRTs
if you simply do not like the vibe on this website, that's fine. i'm not a big fan of the "open cesspool of neo-nazis" vibe on X: The Everything App. but this ideologically-driven desire to present every person who uses this app as hysterical and unreasonable is kind of pathetic
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Does anybody have a time frame for when the rapture happens today? Need to know if I should download a Zoom update or if we’re all good
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I try to imagine an elected Democrat politician undoing any of the daily unfolding fascism, but all I can see is a sickly, shivering dog that might die of fright were it to see its own shadow. (This pathetic imaginary dog also won’t stop pressing a button that murders Palestinian children hourly)
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! From the Air ‘Indefinitely’
The decision follows conservative backlash to a comment the late-night host made about Charlie Kirk.
www.vulture.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I could say something trite like “what is even happening?” But it’s so glaringly, disgustingly obvious that it’s useless to pretend to not see it
September 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM