Glamourless Life
@glamourlesslife.bsky.social
Politics and parenting and not winning at either.
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Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Never in my most cynical dreams did I imagine so many people willing to sell out their own country for money, attention, clout, out of spite, ignorance or hate.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
That will remain the most heartbreaking part of this ordeal.
America is such a beautiful idea.
We are becoming unworthy of it.
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Trump just got a major award.
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Trump just got a major award.
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My 10yo just tried to pause me. Definitely time to get off devices and go back to school.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
My 10yo just tried to pause me. Definitely time to get off devices and go back to school.
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You misunderstood. When I said “Let’s circle back to that in the new year” I meant never contact me again.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
You misunderstood. When I said “Let’s circle back to that in the new year” I meant never contact me again.
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Physically I'm fine, mentally I'm the slowly rotting pumpkin still sitting on my front porch.
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Physically I'm fine, mentally I'm the slowly rotting pumpkin still sitting on my front porch.
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Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
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Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
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whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
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[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This isn’t scary to me at all. A skeleton is the only way I’ve ever seen a dinosaur look.
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I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
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Can't we just get healthcare
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't we just get healthcare
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It’s impossible to plan for the Fall because it could be either Autumn or the fall of civilization.
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s impossible to plan for the Fall because it could be either Autumn or the fall of civilization.
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GOP: We will destroy you unless you capitulate!
[they completely capitulate]
GOP: Nevertheless. *destroys them*
[they completely capitulate]
GOP: Nevertheless. *destroys them*
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
GOP: We will destroy you unless you capitulate!
[they completely capitulate]
GOP: Nevertheless. *destroys them*
[they completely capitulate]
GOP: Nevertheless. *destroys them*
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The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
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Just so I'm clear:
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just so I'm clear:
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal
TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft.
TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism.
Free speech, everyone.
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
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Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn't interested in you…
Me: I love you, have a great day!
Daughter: K
Me: I love you, have a great day!
Daughter: K
September 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn't interested in you…
Me: I love you, have a great day!
Daughter: K
Me: I love you, have a great day!
Daughter: K
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Noted do-gooder, secret-keeper and humble, crime-averse person Donald Trump. Yes, of course I believe he was an FBI informant of good character who never blew his cover. It makes *perfect* sense.
September 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Noted do-gooder, secret-keeper and humble, crime-averse person Donald Trump. Yes, of course I believe he was an FBI informant of good character who never blew his cover. It makes *perfect* sense.
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curly hair is an adventure because sometimes you wake up and it looks great and sometimes you wake up and it looks incomprehensibly bad and there is no way to know what kind of day today is going to be until, like Perseus, you tiptoe to take a fateful look into the mirror
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
curly hair is an adventure because sometimes you wake up and it looks great and sometimes you wake up and it looks incomprehensibly bad and there is no way to know what kind of day today is going to be until, like Perseus, you tiptoe to take a fateful look into the mirror
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I know my odds of winning the Powerball are lower than the odds of being hit by lightning while being struck by a bus driven by Bigfoot, but they’re still better than Congress doing its job.
September 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I know my odds of winning the Powerball are lower than the odds of being hit by lightning while being struck by a bus driven by Bigfoot, but they’re still better than Congress doing its job.
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There should be adult sized rocket rides outside of Kmart for the ones who never got to ride it as kids.
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There should be adult sized rocket rides outside of Kmart for the ones who never got to ride it as kids.