Jimbo
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Making the Oakleys guys at work cry since 1904
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they originally had a different pervert director who fled to Israel lined up, but Bryan Singer said he was "saving himself for Barron"
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
they originally had a different pervert director who fled to Israel lined up, but Bryan Singer said he was "saving himself for Barron"
Okay but isn't dropping negative one percent the same as adding one percent?
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Okay but isn't dropping negative one percent the same as adding one percent?
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English is such a confounding language to learn. For example, the "a-hole" and the "b-hole" are somehow both the EXACT SAME HOLE
March 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
English is such a confounding language to learn. For example, the "a-hole" and the "b-hole" are somehow both the EXACT SAME HOLE
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
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My wife is playing The Doors because she knows what’s up. RIP Jim Morrison you never got the chance to be a Trump guy
August 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My wife is playing The Doors because she knows what’s up. RIP Jim Morrison you never got the chance to be a Trump guy
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earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
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Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
Pete Buttigieg weighs in on ‘fairness’ of transgender kids playing girls’ sports
He said he rejected blanket policies about trans participation in sports.
www.advocate.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
Two brew days in a row
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Two brew days in a row
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If you’re the party of “government works,” it matters that you keep sight of the question “for whom?”
And that is something Dems have consistently tried to find a middle ground on between the big money and the base. And that middle does not exist nor should it be pursued
And that is something Dems have consistently tried to find a middle ground on between the big money and the base. And that middle does not exist nor should it be pursued
July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you’re the party of “government works,” it matters that you keep sight of the question “for whom?”
And that is something Dems have consistently tried to find a middle ground on between the big money and the base. And that middle does not exist nor should it be pursued
And that is something Dems have consistently tried to find a middle ground on between the big money and the base. And that middle does not exist nor should it be pursued
I made some beer, maybe, it's a little early to gauge success
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I made some beer, maybe, it's a little early to gauge success
There's chances to be a goofball everywhere, for those with the eyes to see them
July 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's chances to be a goofball everywhere, for those with the eyes to see them
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Okay, but what’s the source wearing
NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia
July 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay, but what’s the source wearing
I forgot to log in here for a month and I forgot about all the cool people I was following but I also forgot about the twelve million LinkedIn transplants who have never heard a single joke in their entire lives
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I forgot to log in here for a month and I forgot about all the cool people I was following but I also forgot about the twelve million LinkedIn transplants who have never heard a single joke in their entire lives
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“There is more to being an American than buying cheap crap” no I promise you there is not. If there ever was more to it than that, that era is long gone. This was the deal imposed upon us in the 80s: everyone will get poorer and everything will get worse, but Walmart will be full of cheap stuff.
May 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“There is more to being an American than buying cheap crap” no I promise you there is not. If there ever was more to it than that, that era is long gone. This was the deal imposed upon us in the 80s: everyone will get poorer and everything will get worse, but Walmart will be full of cheap stuff.
This was in response to that. My position of killing the vampire is morally superior than allowing the vampire to establish a new serfdom
May 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This was in response to that. My position of killing the vampire is morally superior than allowing the vampire to establish a new serfdom
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This picture of Whitmer is a legitimately stunningly perfect depiction of the Democratic Party right now. A bunch of fucking cowards capitulating and complying. Secretly totally on board with fascism while hiding behind their labels and “lesser of two evils you have no choice but to vote for me”.
April 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This picture of Whitmer is a legitimately stunningly perfect depiction of the Democratic Party right now. A bunch of fucking cowards capitulating and complying. Secretly totally on board with fascism while hiding behind their labels and “lesser of two evils you have no choice but to vote for me”.
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‘WITNESS ME’
April 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
‘WITNESS ME’
I punched up a stranger's LinkedIn post
April 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I punched up a stranger's LinkedIn post
I finished Master and Commander and I'm on to The Post Captain. These motherfuckers are going to make me learn what a mizzen is
April 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I finished Master and Commander and I'm on to The Post Captain. These motherfuckers are going to make me learn what a mizzen is
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*35yr old actor wearing school uniform: I've got an idea for a band Paul McCartney
*32yr old actor in a school cap: what's that then John Lennon
-it's called, the Beatles and our songs will be She Loves You and Love me Do
-Fab, let's go tell Brian Epstein probably played by Sasha Baron Cohen
*32yr old actor in a school cap: what's that then John Lennon
-it's called, the Beatles and our songs will be She Loves You and Love me Do
-Fab, let's go tell Brian Epstein probably played by Sasha Baron Cohen
April 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
*35yr old actor wearing school uniform: I've got an idea for a band Paul McCartney
*32yr old actor in a school cap: what's that then John Lennon
-it's called, the Beatles and our songs will be She Loves You and Love me Do
-Fab, let's go tell Brian Epstein probably played by Sasha Baron Cohen
*32yr old actor in a school cap: what's that then John Lennon
-it's called, the Beatles and our songs will be She Loves You and Love me Do
-Fab, let's go tell Brian Epstein probably played by Sasha Baron Cohen
One of my co-workers loves to say "field-soak"
April 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One of my co-workers loves to say "field-soak"
Jesus Christ just saw a guy posting on LinkedIn with "Retired" under his name, that's fuckin bleak, dude, you don't have to be here anymore go learn how to knit or something
March 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Jesus Christ just saw a guy posting on LinkedIn with "Retired" under his name, that's fuckin bleak, dude, you don't have to be here anymore go learn how to knit or something
Uptown Girl
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Uptown Girl
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Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
MrBeast Starts a New Chapter as a James Patterson Co-Author
Jimmy Donaldson, better known on YouTube as MrBeast, has co-written a thriller novel with author James Patterson. The book is reportedly already at the center of an eight-figure bidding war for publishing rights.
www.vulture.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Finally, a book with two named authors who somehow each did less than zero of the writing