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Justin Gorman
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Damn right the Visigoths.
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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anytime you make a post about how people should stop using Spotify because it fucking sucks, someone pops in from from the Discover feed about how there's no alternative and ignores that you can just buy music or use another streaming service that isn't doing this shit. Anyway, stop using Spotify
August 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So Emil Bove’s eventual court jurisdiction will include the Virgin Islands? That seems normal.
July 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Walters has been trying to force Bibles into public school classrooms. And apparently he was watching porn in his office.
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You mean to tell me Hulk Hogan was in the Epstein files, too?
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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- Improve courtyard air conditioning to reduce occurrences of sweet summer sweat

- Encourage nightman to be less cryptic when talking to guests

- Clearly mark passage back to places guests have been before
John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
Update room décor, including removal of ceiling mirrors Restock spirit supplies, encourage Captain to offer guests other options Acquire steelier k...
buff.ly
July 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.
July 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Agree. Also, there’s not too much oxygen between “the comments section” and “the reviews” anymore. Neither is worth reading and most are boomers or bots with nothing else to do but bloviate.
A thing about modern life I don't care for is every service provider hectoring you to give them an online review afterward. Constant texts trying to get me to give gold stars to the plumber, the furniture delivery guy, the pediatric urgent care, etc.

THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR
July 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I am being completely serious when I say that Democrats in Congress should be planning daily press conferences between now and September asking why Republicans are refusing to do their jobs to protect the country’s most famous pedophile who was also best friends with the leader of their party
Trump Administration Live Updates: Johnson Shutting Down House Until September to Block Epstein Vote
www.nytimes.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Diggers, keep digging. Congress should seriously consider a discharge petition. They’ve had years to investigate and they’ve failed at doing so, don’t give them any more time, as the clock is already ticking.
Next acts of the drama:

1) Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell
2) Maxwell affirms Trump's version of events
3) MAGA is astonished and offended that non-MAGA suspects a quid pro quo
July 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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By the way a military parade when we’re not celebrating a war victory is something a dude who never served would do.
June 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.
February 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"It’s disgusting and, frankly, counterproductive to point out that I voted for this."
February 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I remember meeting Jason years ago, he’s a great and extremely qualified person. But I do hope Dems are exploring more ideas, like someone with base level name recognition to take on Burt and Carr.
State Sen. Jason Esteves is taking steps to prepare a campaign for governor in 2026. He’s lined up advisers, consulted with senior Democrats and set up meetings with activists and donors about a potential bid. #gapol ajc.com/politics/pol...
Jason Esteves preparing for a potential run for governor in 2026
The Democratic state senator and former Atlanta school board chair has lined up advisers and met with activists and donors.
ajc.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Cowardice
How is there not a single Democrat Senator or Representative who has stepped up over an entire weekend where Elon Musk is clearly unwinding American democracy inside US govt buildings???
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This device has every book and song ever written, mostly for free.

Wow! What do you use it for?

Unwinnable fights with strangers about things I cannot control.
February 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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probably worth pointing out that, whatever their faults, the founders did not write the constitution to allow the president to unilaterally upend all aspects of american life with a few hastily written orders
January 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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turning a gallon of raw sewage into a gallon of clean water that's safe for the environment takes less than 24 hours and costs 2 cents.
Tell me something ordinary but magnificent
January 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I think I was happier before I knew Tim Walz existed. I just don't think I can handle the psychic damage of knowing there is a Democrat out there like him telling other Democrats exactly what they should be doing and getting ignored every time. I was happier thinking the entire party was clueless.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM