John Lovejoy
@gpcrowden.bsky.social
Below me were many people. Some with air rifle, some with gatty, and some with bendy stick for shitty shotty
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British Bluesky this morning be all like:
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
British Bluesky this morning be all like:
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A story featuring a photo of a swan in the back of a police car, and not a single Hot Fuzz reference. The game’s gone.
Swan brings traffic to a standstill by making emergency landing on road
POOLE neighbourhood policing officers said they had an unusual start to their shift when an errant mute swan made an unexpected emergency landing on…
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
A story featuring a photo of a swan in the back of a police car, and not a single Hot Fuzz reference. The game’s gone.
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Adverts for On The Beach answers the age old question of "what if a family of cunts went on holiday?"
January 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Adverts for On The Beach answers the age old question of "what if a family of cunts went on holiday?"
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Macron looks like he’s about to Men in Black memory wipe the world and I’m here for it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Macron looks like he’s about to Men in Black memory wipe the world and I’m here for it.
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
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#72: Shag a massive apple
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
#72: Shag a massive apple
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Kids are on X, because wrongly some parents allow their kids to go online unchecked or kids just lie and bypass any obstacles. Musk knows this and still wants them to see child abuse images because "free speech". He should be in prison like any child porn distributor.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Musk says X outcry is 'excuse for censorship'
The government is urging Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Kids are on X, because wrongly some parents allow their kids to go online unchecked or kids just lie and bypass any obstacles. Musk knows this and still wants them to see child abuse images because "free speech". He should be in prison like any child porn distributor.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Please say it’s called ‘Man Behaving Badly’.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Please say it’s called ‘Man Behaving Badly’.
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Keir Starmer checks with a focus group before telling his kids it's time for bed. Fact.
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Keir Starmer checks with a focus group before telling his kids it's time for bed. Fact.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
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Alan Price was taller than Katie Price. But heavier than Vincent Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Alan Price was taller than Katie Price. But heavier than Vincent Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Of course "FIFA Peace Prize" is Italian for "Jumbo Nonce Cunt".
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Of course "FIFA Peace Prize" is Italian for "Jumbo Nonce Cunt".
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It’s funny because “monstrous erection” could also mean penis.
Eyebrows raised after 'monstrous erection' appears on roundabout
Eyebrows have been raised over what's been described as a 'monstrous erection' on an Isle of Wight roundabout.
www.countypress.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s funny because “monstrous erection” could also mean penis.
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He is the one in ten
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
King Donald the Mad's name appears 2000 times in the 20,000 Epstein emails so far released. That's 1 in 10.
Do you reckon that figure will go up or down when the remaining 240,000 files are released.
Do you reckon that figure will go up or down when the remaining 240,000 files are released.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He is the one in ten
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
In e-mails on the list
He is the one in ten
Though he says they don't exist
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So, happy 43rd birthday, Murun Buchstansangur, one of the oddest cartoon characters ever to grace a screen, who made his debut on Channel 4 #OTD in 1982
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So, happy 43rd birthday, Murun Buchstansangur, one of the oddest cartoon characters ever to grace a screen, who made his debut on Channel 4 #OTD in 1982
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Top tip: Cheer up your garden library with some laurel and hardy annuals.
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Top tip: Cheer up your garden library with some laurel and hardy annuals.
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Me [Christmas Day]: right, who wants to peace plan the turkey
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me [Christmas Day]: right, who wants to peace plan the turkey
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
Everyone else: what
Me: sorry I meant carve up
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