Glonzo Ball
@groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
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not the washed up UCLA men's basketball star slash cavs point guard. semi-retired forums poster and eternal goony fuck (he/him) waiting for elon to go the way of richard lowtax kyanka
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groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
"après moi le déluge" - king louis xiv and childfree "leftists" apparently
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atticusgf.bsky.social
Trump vs. US was the final straw imo. You cannot read that ruling and continue believing they have legitimacy. It is not only against the plain text of the constitution, it is anathema to the national ethos. It is offensively, insultingly un-American and they ceded legitimacy by committing that sin.
prchovanec.bsky.social
I think people seriously underestimate what it means to say that the Supreme Court is “illegitimate”, and what the consequences of saying it (and meaning it) are.
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dov.bsky.social
It's truly brilliant how the American state is run by what I can only describe as a small group of child rapists doing everything in their power to dodge even theoretical accountability.
sanders.senate.gov
Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
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sickoscommittee.org
When the Yankees get eliminated
Baseball Sickos cartoon
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maxdubler.com
The wild success of the upzoning near the Expo/Bundy station in west LA suggests that similar transit oriented upzonings will spur significant housing construction.
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maiamindel.bsky.social
Using AI to keep watching videos of a dead person is frankly sinister. Just reveals a culture obsessed iwth never moving forward or looking ahead, just wallowing in increasingly degraded and unnatural rehashes of its own memories
popcrave.com
Zelda Williams urges fans to stop sending AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:

“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”
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oversightdemocrats.house.gov
Oversight Democrats have one message for Speaker Johnson: Stop the Shutdown, Release the Files!
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jaredlholt.bsky.social
Here’s an angle for a journalist looking for a fresh take on the White House “Antifa” roundtable — most of the people who participated are employed by or have a direct financial connection to Turning Point USA. I think that’s pretty telling, no?
groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
after this is all done reporters from the mainstream press should be asked "how could you stand to be in the same room as the child porn producer and not want to go an hero" repeatedly imo
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swolecialism.bsky.social
Most of these fancasts of questions the white house press corps *should* ask have missed the memo that the only outlets that get to ask questions at these things are plants from Der Sturmer and The Blaze and shit
groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
at least provincially, the NDP is the main not-conservative party in western canada, though 2011 was a product of ignatieff being very weak and jack layton being uniquely able to win the respect of quebec nationalists (majority of that NDP official opposition caucus was from quebec)
groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
lol yeah like, i'm calling every day demanding he sign SB79, and after prop 50 passes in november, this will be me and a ton of others with gavin:
a boy is holding a toy that says disney pixar on it
ALT: a boy is holding a toy that says disney pixar on it
media.tenor.com
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gilmored85.bsky.social
Good. Every single blue state needs to make it exceedingly clear that any college or university will immediately lose funding if they sign Trumps fascist, anti-education "compact"
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Virginia State Senate Dems just brought down fire and fury regarding the “Compact,” notifying the President and Rector that UVA would lose ALL STATE APPROPRIATIONS if it signs and cedes the University to “federal political control.” Notably, their letter directly restates points made here by @siva.
sivav.bsky.social
The “compact” for higher ed is an unserious document written by unserious people from a position of spectacular ignorance. No one should take it seriously. Sadly, my bosses are taking it seriously.

newrepublic.com/article/2013...
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golikehellmachine.com
so, like, i know it’s trite and cliche to point out, but the NYT printed hundreds of stories about clinton’s email security and she wasn’t even president
golikehellmachine.com
isn’t truth social just a defederated mastadon instance?
gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social
Underrated part of this story is that official USG business is done by Truth Social DM. It almost makes you miss the good old days of the PC small group Signal Chat.
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slothropsmap.bsky.social
They’re just getting started, which means this campaign probably extends into Halloween. Imagine, standing off against riot police: inflatable T-Rex, the cast of Mario Bros, ten thousand showgirls and their boyfriends.
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opinionhaver.bsky.social
sorta feel like the core central division in conservatism is "hierarchy is inevitable, so it must be made just and virtuous" and "hierarchy is inevitable, so all it does is just and virtuous"
bluespacecanary.bsky.social
It's tempting to treat "the American right is a death cult" as rhetorical hyperbole, but when you look at e.g. their enthusiasm for executing people who are *clearly* innocent, no actually these people really do just worship and revel in death and murder
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
she's like 50 on the dot and i'm not even sure if she was in the country yet in the early 90s. on the other hand she is a chinese immigrant who fears anyone who isn't white or chinese, which explains itself as to why she'd believe new york is "dangerous"
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rodger.bsky.social
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.
groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
it's nuts coming from my dipshit reactionary centrist aunt who lives in the upper east side talking about how scary new york is because she actually lives there and denies reality of how safe it actually is with her own eyes
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golikehellmachine.com
this is the thing, a lot of people visit portland, and they’re not all hyper progressives, people can see this shit with their own eyes and know they’re being lied to, that wasn’t the case in 2020 when everyone was stuck at home
june-6-bug.bsky.social
I suspect even some MAGAs are becoming sceptical. Some of my super conservative relatives were in Portland this weekend, and they actually went to Powell's, walked around and ate Thai food. I didn't hear a single complaint about the city that's supposedly overrun with pyromaniac antifa gangs.