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Pretending to be an airline pilot
My reaction to anyone who says FPV drones blowing up dudes who forgot what year their war is in makes them feel icky:
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This shit’s so funny to me
December 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Santa overshot Andrews by 15 miles. He went to Rock Creek Park, sir. Walter Reed Hospital is there. My father is there. No father should get presents before his son.
YOU ARE BEING CONNED ON A LEVEL UNPRECEDENTED IN HOLIDAY HISTORY
Santa has penetrated our air defenses and Omaha goes in 19 minutes. Mr President, authorize the SIOP plan while we still have the computer. Launch on his workshop.
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Launch on (Sleigh) Warning
Santa has penetrated our air defenses and Omaha goes in 19 minutes. Mr President, authorize the SIOP plan while we still have the computer. Launch on his workshop.
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we?

By The Editorial Board
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Shut up, nerd
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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It just drives me fucking bonkers people/organizations have this idea there was some mythical American golden age sometime between 1940-1970 where high-quality weapons were produced rapidly, cheaply, and without bureaucratic friction
All we have to do is simply invest more wisely! Wow, why has no one thought of that!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An NFO made this post
pilots are carpetbaggers. "pilot" is an oppressive class, like lapsed Catholic people or Gülenist people.
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Pictured: Charleston not wanting to govern Boston
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
These dudes just consistently pretend IADS no real. I remember ages ago on tumblr one of these types of guy was arguing that you could helo in SOF to destroy air defenses so the A-10 could fly and that’s cool and all, now you’re just feeding aircraft to the enemy.
It's really funny we're having this kind of insane arguments about the F-35 when we uh just a major regional conflict where the F-35I did, in fact, deliver
there's been a multi-day meltdown over on the everything app on F-35 vs A-10 and this is an accurate distillation of the whole stupid thing
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's really funny we're having this kind of insane arguments about the F-35 when we uh just a major regional conflict where the F-35I did, in fact, deliver
there's been a multi-day meltdown over on the everything app on F-35 vs A-10 and this is an accurate distillation of the whole stupid thing
September 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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99% of the time, anyone telling you that drones will replace traditional ground and air fires has a directly fiduciary interest in that outcome and there ain’t more to it than that
Just published via RUSI... I suspect this one may generate some strong opinions but I think it's an important set of factors for military planners especially in the Land domain to engage with:

NATO Should Not Replace Traditional Firepower with ‘Drones’

www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
NATO Should Not Replace Traditional Firepower with ‘Drones’
Over-reliance on uncrewed aerial systems or ‘drones’ is leading to significant problems for the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and is not something Western militaries should attempt to replicate
www.rusi.org
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Demonic
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ve had better looking food at a hole in the wall in Harlingen
I actually tried the food there too and well… yea.
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The idea of America will outlive any vulgar nationalism that attempts to restrict what it means to be a real American. It always has.
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yeah I back my data up to the cloud (several thousand strong murmuration of starlings)
July 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Someone’s gonna put classified material into chatgpt, I just know it. It’s probably already happening.
July 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My name is Glonzo. Glonzo is my name. That is the only name you’ll hear. I am the one who walks behind you. I am the footsteps at your back. I am the man beside you. Look out! I am all around you. Glonzo! I am the end and the death.
Glonzo is everywhere. He is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see him when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel him when you go to work. When you go to church. When you pay your taxes. He is the world that has been pulled over your eyes.
Today I woke and when I went to the mirror to wash my face I beheld Glonzo. I poured my cereal and it was there, too, Glonzo. Glonzo being interviewed on the morning shows. Glonzo playing on the radio. It lingers at the edge of my vision and taunts me from shadowed places. Glonzo.
July 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
July 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Erebus, First Chaplain of the Word Bearers legion, announces endorsement of Cuomo
King Joffrey Baratheon, first of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Lord of Storm's End, and Lord Paramount of the Stormlands has endorsed Cuomo
The Swamp of Sadness has endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Come here swear an oath, reaffirm your oath a year or two later in good standing and get citizenship. Simple. Easy. Not eight billion forms and a second job worth of time spent on them in a Kafka esque nightmare
there’s got to be some kind of statute of limitations on this crap. I get moral hazard, I get all of that, it’s just completely insane to say that this guy who built an American life for 30 years isn’t American.
ICE abducted Moises Sotelo today. He is a trusted vineyard management business owner from Newburg, Oregon, who has been in the US since 1994. He has a wife, three children, and five grandchildren who need him to be returned safely to them.
June 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cannot WAIT to live in a conex box for six months here
Making steady and decent progress on North Field airfield reclamation
June 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Fascists have long tried to equivocate on WWII. David Irving tried this same tactic. Minimize the Holocaust and maximize German suffering. It's an attempt to sneakily bring fascism back into the mainstream by making it look no worse than anything else. Reject this fully.
Curtis Yarvin just wrote a thread on X about a neo-Nazi conspiracy theory that claims the United States purposefully killed one million German POWs at the end of WWII.

In case you were wondering how things are going.
June 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.
June 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM