Trudging Spineripper
@grudgingsignup.bsky.social
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I didn't really want to sign up for Twitter, but they made me Now they made me sign up over here too "The people search everywhere for a saviour, but only charlatans are to be found." Block early, block often He/him
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mobute.bsky.social
"did you see this thing trump said"
"no"
"your party takes orders from one person. how much do you ignore him on a day to day basis, and are there things you ignore automatically?"
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
bold of him to imply that British people are incompatible with life in Britain

not entirely wrong!

but definitely bold
a bunch of national front dickheads from a protest in Dover in 2016
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grudgingsignup.bsky.social
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Addendum to my thread the other day, one of the two biggest GPU Chip manufacturers; AMD, has signed a multi year deal with OpenAI to supply chips, probably “worth” around $500Bn. Part of the deal allows OpenAI to buy shares worth 10% of AMD over that period. This is essentially wash trading.
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ianboudreau.com
"We'll negotiate on healthcare after we reopen the government" is the most obvious wallet inspector line ever even if you weren't dealing with someone whose entire career was telling people he was the wallet inspector and taking their wallets
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
Some 97-year-old pork magnate rasps out a diatribe against the kids - they're all vegan now, they don't eat the mortadella, the don't eat the capocollo, something's gotta be done Tony!

Three years later "You can't call a vegan sausage a sausage" is what emerges from the EU's law-sphincter 🧐
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
I thought that was a Lady Gaga thing 🤔
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lordarse.com
Congratulations GTA 6. I think.
Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began.

Congratulations.
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
Nah, kid, it's a scam. By the time they actually let you inspect the female bodies, you're too old to really care any more.
pbump.com
I use archival images for my posts so that I don't have to 1) pay for good ones or 2) steal them or 3) use shitty AI ones, which means I do a lot of searches in the National Archives index for things like "FBI" which sometimes yield unusable but awesome images like this. Check out the hat!
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
ethical landmines. ethical nerve gas. ethical napalm. come on, it's for a good cause!
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theonion.com
Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process https://theonion.com/nation-schedules-recurring-monthly-benefit-concert-to-s-1819580392/
Nation Schedules Recurring Monthly Benefit Concert To Streamline Tragedy Response Process
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internethippo.bsky.social
There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
would I still understand it if I've only seen the first one?
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
Shane Black should have got the Nobel Rude Parts Prize for that. Absolute travesty.
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
This is the biggest revelation humanity has experienced collectively since 1987's The Monster Squad proved definitively that Wolfman's got nards.
juliusgoat.bsky.social
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC
1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles
2. God is a male.

Therefore
3. God has balls and a wang.

Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.
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douglasmack.bsky.social
the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed
Dr Ramsdell, whose phone had been on airplane mode when the Nobel committee tried to call him, told the BBC's Newshour Programme that his first response when his wife said, "You've won the Nobel prize" was: "I did not."

To which Ms O'Neill replied that she had 200 text messages that suggested he had.
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eschatonblog.com
"We will cut taxes and magic things will happen" is actually less crackpot than "we will obey an arbitrary set of fiscal rules based on forecasts, the methodology of which we try to influence behind the scenes, and magic things will happen"
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
Who even uses stamps these days? You can just send stuff online now. QED idiots, get on her level 💪😤💅
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
"We called him billiards because he always had his hands in his pockets. Mamma mia, madon', gabbagool, things of that nature."
grudgingsignup.bsky.social
If a bubble 4x the size of the 2008 sub-prime crisis undergoes a "sudden price adjustment" I fear Labour's fantasies about growth will be the least of the casualties 😅