guyincorporated
@guyincorporated.bsky.social
Ironically, not incorporated.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
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Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality
August 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality
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"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants
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oh is someone learning that conservatives definitionally do not contribute culturally
February 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
oh is someone learning that conservatives definitionally do not contribute culturally
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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“i have concepts of a plan”
September 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
“i have concepts of a plan”
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In case I’m unhappy with my barber.
August 2, 2024 at 5:10 PM
In case I’m unhappy with my barber.
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Trump was just fined more than the *inflation-adjusted* cost of the Louisiana Purchase.
February 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Trump was just fined more than the *inflation-adjusted* cost of the Louisiana Purchase.
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Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.
February 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Every two weeks a judge in a different state bangs a gavel, announces "it is the finding of this court that the accused, Donald Trump, is an absolute turbo shithead" and then fines him an amount roughly equal to a MLB team's entire payroll. This is expected to continue for months.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
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nobody actually took the true lesson of A Christmas Carol, which is that one of the few (non-violent) tools you have to curb the bad behavior of the rich/powerful is forcing them to confront just how much everyone else on earth fucking hates them
November 30, 2023 at 3:59 AM
nobody actually took the true lesson of A Christmas Carol, which is that one of the few (non-violent) tools you have to curb the bad behavior of the rich/powerful is forcing them to confront just how much everyone else on earth fucking hates them
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Say what you will about Henry Kissinger,
November 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Say what you will about Henry Kissinger,
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
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there's a massive, open conspiracy to turn old white guys into unhinged spree killers and we're all just supposed to shrug and call it "the marketplace of ideas" or whatever
Infuriating new details from prosecutors about the man who fatally stabbed a Palestinian-American 6-yr old. His wife told detectives he had been listening to conservative talk radio, and was worried about the fake "national day of jihad" spawned by right-wing propagandists.
October 16, 2023 at 11:54 PM
there's a massive, open conspiracy to turn old white guys into unhinged spree killers and we're all just supposed to shrug and call it "the marketplace of ideas" or whatever
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check this shit out *picks a fight with the biggest dude in the cell block and gets contorted into a shape scientists are calling 'the sequel to pretzels'*
July 19, 2023 at 7:38 PM
check this shit out *picks a fight with the biggest dude in the cell block and gets contorted into a shape scientists are calling 'the sequel to pretzels'*
It's a bad day to have an actual understanding of the factors contributing to the WGA and SAG strikes. Going to give myself brain damage reading comments on reddit.
July 14, 2023 at 1:57 AM
It's a bad day to have an actual understanding of the factors contributing to the WGA and SAG strikes. Going to give myself brain damage reading comments on reddit.
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That feeling when you don't have kids.
July 11, 2023 at 2:30 AM
That feeling when you don't have kids.
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Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase
July 10, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase
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Me when an American demands I be proud of America: fuck off
Me when there’s an Englishman within 500 yards: Land of the Free BITCH
Me when there’s an Englishman within 500 yards: Land of the Free BITCH
July 4, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Me when an American demands I be proud of America: fuck off
Me when there’s an Englishman within 500 yards: Land of the Free BITCH
Me when there’s an Englishman within 500 yards: Land of the Free BITCH