hackintech
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hackintech
@hackintech.cc
IT clown, IRC user, man of many hats
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The place I got married closed down and turned into a barcade and there's a Godzilla pinball machine where I gave my vows and tbh that's fucking sick
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Look at the smart baby who mastered the big stairs AND the cat stairs and found Momma on the bed!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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After reading that “explainer” in the New York Post
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Dandy is sleepy.
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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he finally stopped resisting the siren call of the fleece christmas house and is in there snoring
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah

Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Jeeves? Fetch me my good weed. I need to erase the contents of my mind. Yes all of the contents.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Alright, I’m awake, I’m coffee’d up, I’m showered. Time to open Bluesky and see what people were talking about while I was aslee-,
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Oh lawd he watchin
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I happened to be in the audience for the Colbert taping last night where @warren.senate.gov called out David Ellison *by name* and I'm honestly shocked it wasn't edited out. We love to see it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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When we take our government and country back from the fascists, every single one of these thugs must answer, in court, for the crimes they are currently committing. Hold them all accountable.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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you know zohran’s just sitting at home on the couch spontaneously laughing in disbelief like the rest of us
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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She was a true believer and the Epstein cover-up shattered her entire world lmao
In her resignation statement, MTG breaks very dramatically with the secret-plan conspiracy theorists about what’s happening in DC.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM