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spavel.bsky.social
Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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estiniensmut.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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lithium-rose.at.app.wafrn.net
This is what it feels like after you realize you're trans and start reflecting over your life for less than 5 minutes
Wizard next to a crime board with trans flags everywhere
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
Caution, hot surface
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side. behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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orbitaldropkick.bsky.social
it turns out a lot of people play Lancer
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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sassafrasroots.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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crazyopticalillusions.net
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/gender-2 #smbc
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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jamellebouie.net
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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wolf.observer
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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tuyoki.bsky.social
enhanced
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
jjvincent.bsky.social James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · Dec 27
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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takahanazawa.bsky.social
A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.
July 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
Gonna pitch a buddy cop show called Hawke and Hunt, and both main characters' first names are Mike, and see how long I could get away with it until the network execs stop me.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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nearbirdstudios.bsky.social
Some of my favorite Guys from the MFA's Rachel Ruysch exhibit 🎨
Painting detail: a lizard looks up, reaching with one foot, mouth open and little teeth showing. This one reminds me of a Bosch creature. Painting detail: an orthopterid peeks out between two arched pieces of grass. Below it is a large, light pink flower. Painting detail: a hairy caterpillar, maybe some kind of tussock moth. It's lale brownish green with black bands, a bristly head, and several distinct tufts of hairs down its back. Painting detail: a stag beetle on a striped green squash.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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historibun.bsky.social
Radicalizing the gamers by showing how getting rid of the landlords means everyone can afford a gpu
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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nightshade.technology
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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lauropea.bsky.social
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
abeba.bsky.social Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · Nov 25
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
Is ChatGPT Conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something. By Jeff Wise, a science journalist and private pilot.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm fuckin exhausted from being angry all the time"
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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unfortunatalie.bsky.social
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
off to sleep I leave you with tummy
an illustration by Spindle of the character Felt (on the right) a pink-haired rabbitfolk woman, lifting her shirt to reveal underboob and sideboob and her midriff. Her red pants are slid down a bit to show a bit of her bush. On the left is Asimov, half-elf with white hair, doing the Neuron Activation meme to Felt's tummy
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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prokopetz.bsky.social
Hold on, you did the "repeating letters to draw out a word for emphasis" thing and I need to count them to check whether there are exactly eight. Why? Oh, no reason.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social
Look if you didn't want the Akira slide in everything maybe it shouldn't be sick as fuck
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM