Gato Es Mi Novio
@hamwisehamcat.bsky.social
she's a 10 but blurry
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
she's a 10 but blurry
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Hundreds of letters on tablets from the Mesopotamian Kingdom of Mari reveal an extensive spy network, tasked with gathering military and political intelligence.
archaeology.org/issues/november-december-2025/digs-discoveries/in-his-majestys-secret-service/
archaeology.org/issues/november-december-2025/digs-discoveries/in-his-majestys-secret-service/
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hundreds of letters on tablets from the Mesopotamian Kingdom of Mari reveal an extensive spy network, tasked with gathering military and political intelligence.
archaeology.org/issues/november-december-2025/digs-discoveries/in-his-majestys-secret-service/
archaeology.org/issues/november-december-2025/digs-discoveries/in-his-majestys-secret-service/
Cause of death?
*points to chalk outlines on ground*
It was raining men
*points to chalk outlines on ground*
It was raining men
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a vape* 😁
Everything About You
*slow drag on a vape* 😁
Everything About You
Cause of death?
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cause of death?
*points to chalk outlines on ground*
It was raining men
*points to chalk outlines on ground*
It was raining men
CAN SOMEONE DO A WELFARE CHECK ON SESAME STREET
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
CAN SOMEONE DO A WELFARE CHECK ON SESAME STREET
the best Star wars character is Voltron
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
the best Star wars character is Voltron
Men learning hygiene
I knew raccoons were washing their hands in this pot because I find the water muddy in the morning. In this video it looks like they are trying for a full bath. #nature
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Men learning hygiene
Their health care is a 10 but it's all proctology
so *that's* how you get universal health care
This is Canada, everyone shits out of the same butt (due to the metric system)
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Their health care is a 10 but it's all proctology
OMG buy her a drink first
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
OMG buy her a drink first
Butt au Jus
my ass is far too juicy for you people to speak to me this way
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Butt au Jus
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
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account owner face reveal
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
account owner face reveal
"undigested beaver in a catfish" is what it's like to date me
Sure the internet has undermined the very foundation of civil society, but how else will I watch 2 bros pull an undigested beaver out of the stomach of an enormous catfish?
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"undigested beaver in a catfish" is what it's like to date me
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
me as a as a Bluesky therapist: Hey @thelouvreof.bsky.social get a load of this guy
me as a Bluesky therapist: come on down! you're the next contestant
me as a Bluesky therapist: so what do you want me to do about it
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
me as a as a Bluesky therapist: Hey @thelouvreof.bsky.social get a load of this guy
The Pizza to Jabba Pipeline is real
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Pizza to Jabba Pipeline is real
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needless to say, don't threaten me with a good time
The only evacuation route from this dark place is by bowel.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
needless to say, don't threaten me with a good time
this is how I think of people I reply to
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
this is how I think of people I reply to
When somebody asks for a new photo of me, I send this...
It’s the Mr. Perfect of cheese.
I could go for a 1000 pound block of cheese.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When somebody asks for a new photo of me, I send this...
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PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
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November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM