Handsome Ron
@handsomeron.bsky.social
I have seen Smash Mouth in concert twice, so that's the kind of decision making I have exhibited in the past
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Handsome Ron
@handsomeron.bsky.social
· Dec 30
*Your dasher is on the way*
*Your dasher is nearby*
*Your dasher is lost*
*Your dasher has gone rogue*
*Your dasher is off the grid*
*Your dasher has fled the country*
*Your dasher has been located but is unable to be retrieved due to lack of extradition treaties with Venezuela*
*Your dasher is nearby*
*Your dasher is lost*
*Your dasher has gone rogue*
*Your dasher is off the grid*
*Your dasher has fled the country*
*Your dasher has been located but is unable to be retrieved due to lack of extradition treaties with Venezuela*
If I already have a pear tree can I just get the partridge or is it like a package deal?
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If I already have a pear tree can I just get the partridge or is it like a package deal?
I think Claire Obscure was by far the best game I played this year and it deserved to win as many awards as it did in this deeply flawed but still largest awards ceremony for video games
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I think Claire Obscure was by far the best game I played this year and it deserved to win as many awards as it did in this deeply flawed but still largest awards ceremony for video games
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Not we won an award. Congrats to the team. Loved working in Midnight and bringing that authenticity and representation to the South and Black stories.
HAPPY SOUTH OF MIDNIGHT DAY @compulsiongames.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not we won an award. Congrats to the team. Loved working in Midnight and bringing that authenticity and representation to the South and Black stories.
I really, really liked South of Midnight and it felt very forgotten so I'm glad it got some love tonight
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I really, really liked South of Midnight and it felt very forgotten so I'm glad it got some love tonight
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She Biff on my Poggi till I’m terminated from the University of Michigan with cause effective immediately
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She Biff on my Poggi till I’m terminated from the University of Michigan with cause effective immediately
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by grabthar's hammer...what an orgasm
September 5, 2024 at 8:37 AM
by grabthar's hammer...what an orgasm
I don't know if this will upset people but the idea that colleges should be job training machines is dumb for many reasons but one is because about 99% of jobs don't require any special skills or knowledge that can't be taught on the job in a couple of weeks. You can answer emails without an MBA
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't know if this will upset people but the idea that colleges should be job training machines is dumb for many reasons but one is because about 99% of jobs don't require any special skills or knowledge that can't be taught on the job in a couple of weeks. You can answer emails without an MBA
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I'm not in the ACC with you, you're in the ACC with *ME*!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm not in the ACC with you, you're in the ACC with *ME*!!!
He longs for the outside world
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He longs for the outside world
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it is legitimately difficult to imagine anyone making a positive case for this in literally any sense
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it is legitimately difficult to imagine anyone making a positive case for this in literally any sense
Buddy sometimes I hold a poop until I get to work.
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
Surveys show that a third of employees are scared to poop on the job, and nearly one in five "refuse" to entirely — citing everything from privacy issues and embarrassment over smells to concerns about noise.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Buddy sometimes I hold a poop until I get to work.
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normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
Surveys show that a third of employees are scared to poop on the job, and nearly one in five "refuse" to entirely — citing everything from privacy issues and embarrassment over smells to concerns about noise.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
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Pretty crazy he got fired by Florida and found a better job
SOURCES: Billy Napier will be the next head coach at James Madison, @theathletic.com has learned. A five-year deal is being finalized with an announcement coming after Friday's Sun Belt championship game.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
Napier was formerly the head coach at Florida and Louisiana.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pretty crazy he got fired by Florida and found a better job
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
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The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
Share one of your favorite video games
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Share one of your favorite video games
Auburn. Not like this
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Auburn. Not like this
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DJ Durkin is somehow like the 4th worst person to coach Auburn this century and he killed a guy
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
DJ Durkin is somehow like the 4th worst person to coach Auburn this century and he killed a guy
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“duke has five losses” well they were actually brave enough to schedule teams like illinois, tulane, and uconn, while miami was playing cupcakes like florida and florida state
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“duke has five losses” well they were actually brave enough to schedule teams like illinois, tulane, and uconn, while miami was playing cupcakes like florida and florida state
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“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
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Well, OU inexplicably won another game:
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well, OU inexplicably won another game:
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Our lady of victory looks like this every week.
a close up of a face with blonde hair
ALT: a close up of a face with blonde hair
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Our lady of victory looks like this every week.