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Literally just some guy. he/him, USA
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If Donkey King was made today instead of a timer you'd get 10 jumps per screen or some shit
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Re: "turkey sucks actually" discourse
i always think this argument (the quoted one) is dumb because nobody makes a spiral cut ham in June either but nobody says ham sucks
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In case I didn't hate TurboTax enough already...
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It's a great day for baseball. Let's play two!
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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the trump poop video is such a classic Mister McMahon move. It illustrates exactly the criticisms leveled against him - portrays him as a king who looks a lot like Immortan Joe, shows him literally enshittifying the nation - but since he's a heel, it just puts him more over with the marks
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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the existence of ohtani instantly adds credibility to every sports-related tall tale ever told, that guy your grandpa knew in high school might’ve really ran for 3,000 yards in an nfl season if not for that knee injury, because ohtani exists
He did this while also posting 1 hit, 10ks, zero runs over six innings on the mound. Incredible game.
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Every techie dies on this hill where they want social media users to want, do, and expect things convenient for them rather than their lived reality. Social media requires social solutions, not just tech, but only the tech side is ever represented, as if it will magically solve all other problems.
October 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Final day of AOL dialup service. Enjoy while it lasts.
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Being autistic is a fine & cool thing to be. Some people need extra support, some don't, it's just a normal part of human life.
It doesn't need 'curing' or 'preventing' & the people who want to do as much are, straightforwardly, part of a Nazi legacy.
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I think we are allowed to publicly criticize the president
September 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“the recent event is justification for what we are already doing”
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The fact that Notepad even has tabs and like saves when you close it is over the line tbh. I look at this and I see a designer dog struggling to breathe. The creature was not meant to live this way.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
August 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The funniest thing about this extremely real phenomenon is that in sports when your team is losing you don’t yell at the team that’s beating you, you yell at your own team for not playing better. You phone into sports radio and demand they fire the manager. You chant “Sell the Team” at home games.
People who are angry at you for criticizing Democrats don't want accountability and they don't want a party that's working for you. They want team sports and they want to wear the jersey and the hat and make loud noises and that's all they care about
August 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I pulled the trigger. Deck is out there in the wild and ready for your enjoyment. This is a game and a world which I hope you will love and be inspired by.

the-indecisionist.itch.io/deck
Deck by The Indecisionist
the-indecisionist.itch.io
July 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Two things- the folks in the national government are far too comfortable in their positions of power, and far too cowardly and scared to want to rock that boat no matter what happens to the actual country.
June 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I consider myself a fan of FF, but (unless you count KH + KH2 😉), Mystic Quest is the only one I've actually finished.
May 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Which is funny. Admittedly. But it'll be at the cost of the wild, hard fantasy stuff the game has been doing for decades. I don't even play any more, but it keeps popping up here and in every Discord I'm in.

Just...fuck, miss me with this shit. If there ain't no weird thopters, it ain't Magic
May 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM