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Starting 2026 as I mean to go on.
Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine!
Happy New Year.
Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine!
Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Starting 2026 as I mean to go on.
Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine!
Happy New Year.
Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine!
Happy New Year.
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What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
Getting stuff stuck in your rectum is so 2025. Doing Looney Tunes–style violence to your groin is the new hotness. Below are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. All descr...
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January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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ABBA, now your talking. When I was young I wished for the fresh faced beauty of the blond. In my 30s a saw the merits of the sultry red head. Now, in my 50s, the one with the beard can tug me off while I watch the snooker.
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
ABBA, now your talking. When I was young I wished for the fresh faced beauty of the blond. In my 30s a saw the merits of the sultry red head. Now, in my 50s, the one with the beard can tug me off while I watch the snooker.
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LinkedIn - “Tree is down. Finalising next year’s hustle. Drinking a cinnamon and turmeric shot. Feeling grateful”
BlueSky - “I’ve done a huge shit. Now scouring the bin for leftovers to fry up. Considering a second bottle of port”
BlueSky - “I’ve done a huge shit. Now scouring the bin for leftovers to fry up. Considering a second bottle of port”
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
LinkedIn - “Tree is down. Finalising next year’s hustle. Drinking a cinnamon and turmeric shot. Feeling grateful”
BlueSky - “I’ve done a huge shit. Now scouring the bin for leftovers to fry up. Considering a second bottle of port”
BlueSky - “I’ve done a huge shit. Now scouring the bin for leftovers to fry up. Considering a second bottle of port”
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Probability of a white Christmas across Australia
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Probability of a white Christmas across Australia
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
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December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
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i don’t usually read reviews for restaurants i will likely never visit, but this one (from @lizcookkc.bsky.social) for Mahomes’ and Kelce’s place in KC was worth it for style points alone defector.com/two-nights-p...
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i don’t usually read reviews for restaurants i will likely never visit, but this one (from @lizcookkc.bsky.social) for Mahomes’ and Kelce’s place in KC was worth it for style points alone defector.com/two-nights-p...
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🎼 Sleighbells ring, are you listening
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
🎼 Sleighbells ring, are you listening
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
🎶 In my nose, snot is glistening
🎵 A horrible sight
🎶 I’ll give it a wipe
🎵 Now I’ve got a bogey on my hand
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I wouldn't expect my widow to become a recluse but I wouldn't expect fireworks either.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I wouldn't expect my widow to become a recluse but I wouldn't expect fireworks either.
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Here is something extremely cool from @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social youtu.be/tgzjzXBj6tw?...
Anthony Jeselnik’s Top Ten Books of 2025
YouTube video by Anthony Jeselnik
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December 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here is something extremely cool from @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social youtu.be/tgzjzXBj6tw?...
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I'm in better shape than Phillip Rivers holy shit lol
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm in better shape than Phillip Rivers holy shit lol
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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When you're expecting a facial from both guys at the same time but one goes off early and you know you're gonna have to do the scene over again
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When you're expecting a facial from both guys at the same time but one goes off early and you know you're gonna have to do the scene over again
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Interesting karmic tidbit from the NYT:
"The rulings dismissing the James Comey and Letitia James cases also cite a passage from the decision in July 2024 by Judge Aileen M. Cannon in Florida to dismiss the indictment against President Trump in the classified documents case. The cited line is […]
"The rulings dismissing the James Comey and Letitia James cases also cite a passage from the decision in July 2024 by Judge Aileen M. Cannon in Florida to dismiss the indictment against President Trump in the classified documents case. The cited line is […]
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November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Interesting karmic tidbit from the NYT:
"The rulings dismissing the James Comey and Letitia James cases also cite a passage from the decision in July 2024 by Judge Aileen M. Cannon in Florida to dismiss the indictment against President Trump in the classified documents case. The cited line is […]
"The rulings dismissing the James Comey and Letitia James cases also cite a passage from the decision in July 2024 by Judge Aileen M. Cannon in Florida to dismiss the indictment against President Trump in the classified documents case. The cited line is […]
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Charlie Kirk memes are everywhere. Everywhere. Is it disrespectful? Sure. Is it also a rejection of the attempt to create a fascist martyr and force him on us? I think so.
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
Charlie Kirk is now a Meme
Fascist in life, disrespected in death
www.jphilll.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Charlie Kirk memes are everywhere. Everywhere. Is it disrespectful? Sure. Is it also a rejection of the attempt to create a fascist martyr and force him on us? I think so.
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...
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im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im beginning to think it was a mistake to stake our entire economy on chatbots and fake internet money
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This morning’s first sneeze sounded like “Chechnya” and now I’m working my way through the former Soviet republics. You might want to keep your distance when I get to Kyrgyzstan.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This morning’s first sneeze sounded like “Chechnya” and now I’m working my way through the former Soviet republics. You might want to keep your distance when I get to Kyrgyzstan.
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John Oliver reacts to Megyn Kelly seemingly downplaying Epstein's sex crimes by arguing that “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old.”:
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
John Oliver reacts to Megyn Kelly seemingly downplaying Epstein's sex crimes by arguing that “there’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old.”:
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”
“Look, I am clearly no stranger to sharing upsetting numbers with my audience, but please do kill me if I ever start doing pedophile math”