Herringred
@herringred.bsky.social
The Charles in Jav & Charles Talk Comics, a podcast.
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[after my first set as a stand-up comedian]
me: man, I can’t believe I died on stage tonight
St. Peter: I know, and to be honest your act was awful too
me: man, I can’t believe I died on stage tonight
St. Peter: I know, and to be honest your act was awful too
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
[after my first set as a stand-up comedian]
me: man, I can’t believe I died on stage tonight
St. Peter: I know, and to be honest your act was awful too
me: man, I can’t believe I died on stage tonight
St. Peter: I know, and to be honest your act was awful too
I’d like to propose a new name. The Donnie Doofus Doctrine.
NEW: What might be next after US forces captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro?
Emma Ashford of @foreignpolicy.com examines the countries the Trump administration and its “Donroe Doctrine” might be zeroing in on.
A MTTS episode so timely @revealnews.org published it a whole day early:
Emma Ashford of @foreignpolicy.com examines the countries the Trump administration and its “Donroe Doctrine” might be zeroing in on.
A MTTS episode so timely @revealnews.org published it a whole day early:
What Trump’s Venezuela Attack Means for the World
Podcast Episode · Reveal · 01/06/2026 · 32m
podcasts.apple.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’d like to propose a new name. The Donnie Doofus Doctrine.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
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Movies that a lot people don’t know are actually Christmas movies, a thread.
Halloween
1/10
Halloween
1/10
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Movies that a lot people don’t know are actually Christmas movies, a thread.
Halloween
1/10
Halloween
1/10
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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be a good Santa and add Kristal to your nice list. She needs emergency help and won't have a Merry Christmas without it. I thank you and Kristal thanks you!
PLEASE HELP. Kristal is at Pendleton Vet *right now* having an emergency spay for pyometra. Her owner won't be able to pay the $2,000 vet bill, but I told the vet I would crowdfund. Please call 541-276-3141 to donate over the phone. Thank you! #dogs
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
be a good Santa and add Kristal to your nice list. She needs emergency help and won't have a Merry Christmas without it. I thank you and Kristal thanks you!
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Elizabeth Otter was astonished & appalled at the behavior she saw at the annual holiday party, while she said nothing she could not help her body language, while thinking, “seriously, who in their right mind eats that many mussels & then gets on a table and dances like that in front of co-workers?”
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Elizabeth Otter was astonished & appalled at the behavior she saw at the annual holiday party, while she said nothing she could not help her body language, while thinking, “seriously, who in their right mind eats that many mussels & then gets on a table and dances like that in front of co-workers?”
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Carolers always singing about infants so tender and mild like “I want my messiah falling off the bone, but not too spicy OK? Maybe like a honey bbq savior? I can’t handle a hot and spicy son of god.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Carolers always singing about infants so tender and mild like “I want my messiah falling off the bone, but not too spicy OK? Maybe like a honey bbq savior? I can’t handle a hot and spicy son of god.”
Sometimes I lie about my height.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sometimes I lie about my height.
Right before reading this I cleaned my glasses twice. Because the first time just moved the problem to a different place.
after you put on a pair of new glasses they’re never that clean again, the smudges just get moved around in different little designs as a fun challenge for your eyes
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Right before reading this I cleaned my glasses twice. Because the first time just moved the problem to a different place.
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Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
Dumbest sports headline ever.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dumbest sports headline ever.
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No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one can gargle the piss like Elon
He’s especially good at ingrokinating
No one groks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one can gargle the piss like Elon
He’s especially good at ingrokinating
No one groks like Elon
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No one fucks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one can gargle the piss like Elon
He’s especially good at ingrokinating
No one groks like Elon
No one sucks like Elon
No one can gargle the piss like Elon
He’s especially good at ingrokinating
No one groks like Elon
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
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Every Monday we should all get to vote to take away a podcast from someone
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every Monday we should all get to vote to take away a podcast from someone
I kissed a (subject of an article I was writing) and I liked it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I kissed a (subject of an article I was writing) and I liked it.
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One time I used the word "less" in a post when it should have been "fewer" and I've never been larger ashamed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
One time I used the word "less" in a post when it should have been "fewer" and I've never been larger ashamed.
That’s the first funeral I’ve been to with Chekov’s guitar.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That’s the first funeral I’ve been to with Chekov’s guitar.
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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A leading federal judge quits in protest of Trump's corruption-- & to fight it
Wow
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Wow
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why I Am Leaving the Federal Bench
A judge explains his reasons for resigning.
www.theatlantic.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A leading federal judge quits in protest of Trump's corruption-- & to fight it
Wow
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Wow
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...