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Here is to hoping 2026 is better then ‘25. I mean ‘26 is the year of the horse so it has that going for it.
#ponyplay #yearofthehorse
#ponyplay #yearofthehorse
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Here is to hoping 2026 is better then ‘25. I mean ‘26 is the year of the horse so it has that going for it.
#ponyplay #yearofthehorse
#ponyplay #yearofthehorse
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If you start playing Oppenheimer at 11:35:16 on New Year's Eve, you'll ring in the new year right as he finishes saying, "And now I am become death, destroyer of worlds," while having sex with Florence Pugh.
December 10, 2023 at 8:22 PM
If you start playing Oppenheimer at 11:35:16 on New Year's Eve, you'll ring in the new year right as he finishes saying, "And now I am become death, destroyer of worlds," while having sex with Florence Pugh.
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there are no rules for the week between xmas and new years. eat taco bell for lunch. do drugs
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
there are no rules for the week between xmas and new years. eat taco bell for lunch. do drugs
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super saiyajin billy idol
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
super saiyajin billy idol
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goodnight bsky, i hope you all have vivid sex dreams about your crushes
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
goodnight bsky, i hope you all have vivid sex dreams about your crushes
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I would pay for a ticket to watch Mark Wahlberg watch Wake Up Dead Man knowing that it shares a central conceit (former boxer/criminal becomes a Catholic priest) with his passion project Father Stu.
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would pay for a ticket to watch Mark Wahlberg watch Wake Up Dead Man knowing that it shares a central conceit (former boxer/criminal becomes a Catholic priest) with his passion project Father Stu.
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DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
July 2, 2023 at 3:01 PM
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
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inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot
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Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well it started when I spilled some baked beans all over myself in the movie theater
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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solidarity with everyone else visiting family who has motion smoothing on
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
solidarity with everyone else visiting family who has motion smoothing on
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What if three ghosts visited you in the night and taught you to stop compulsively sharing Thomas Chatterton Williams pieces that aren't even interestingly bad
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
What if three ghosts visited you in the night and taught you to stop compulsively sharing Thomas Chatterton Williams pieces that aren't even interestingly bad
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Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
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I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
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Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
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Honestly, Anna de Armas should be the next 007. She’s only in “No Time to Die” for a few minutes but she DEVOURS.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Honestly, Anna de Armas should be the next 007. She’s only in “No Time to Die” for a few minutes but she DEVOURS.
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people have really internalized this idea that you can’t articulate a problem without presenting a solution and man, that’s just what middle managers say to ruin your life
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
people have really internalized this idea that you can’t articulate a problem without presenting a solution and man, that’s just what middle managers say to ruin your life
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suckin dick yeehaw!!!
Kissing her neck
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
suckin dick yeehaw!!!
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Sleet, however, is bullshit.
I just think snow is so neat.
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sleet, however, is bullshit.
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I just think snow is so neat.
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I just think snow is so neat.
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
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weather app: feels like 10° F
boston: i’ll have an iced coffee, thanks
boston: i’ll have an iced coffee, thanks
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
weather app: feels like 10° F
boston: i’ll have an iced coffee, thanks
boston: i’ll have an iced coffee, thanks