Orson Welp
@heyfriend.bsky.social
I’m Holly Rowland/co-owner of TopatoCo/pretty good cook/your friend
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and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
December 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI
I was like oh shit I’m 50 and benefits are a good idea and now I’m a department assistant for a municipality
*Dreams by the Cranberries*
*Dreams by the Cranberries*
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was like oh shit I’m 50 and benefits are a good idea and now I’m a department assistant for a municipality
*Dreams by the Cranberries*
*Dreams by the Cranberries*
Dunking on Eric Adams is easy but @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “Eric Adams seems like a Jeffrey Starr guy” is so fucking funny that I’m going to be thinking about it all day
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Dunking on Eric Adams is easy but @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “Eric Adams seems like a Jeffrey Starr guy” is so fucking funny that I’m going to be thinking about it all day
I Timed My Edible Poorly: A Memoir
October 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I Timed My Edible Poorly: A Memoir
These two quotes happened within 4 minutes of each other. This is what it’s like in our house every night @ @wigu.org @karencorday.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
These two quotes happened within 4 minutes of each other. This is what it’s like in our house every night @ @wigu.org @karencorday.bsky.social
Things that keep me awake at 4 am:
- the horrifying state of our country
- night sweats
- arthritic neck pain
- stress
- guilt
- trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them
- the horrifying state of our country
- night sweats
- arthritic neck pain
- stress
- guilt
- trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Things that keep me awake at 4 am:
- the horrifying state of our country
- night sweats
- arthritic neck pain
- stress
- guilt
- trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them
- the horrifying state of our country
- night sweats
- arthritic neck pain
- stress
- guilt
- trying to remember the words to “What’s The Frequency, Kenneth” without Googling them
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I agree it’s good to convert voters. The thing that DC Dems can’t seem to get into their thick skulls is that kumbaya listening sessions convert no one. What converts people is creating a social penalty for stupid beliefs and ideas
Saving America from Trump and preserving our democracy explicitly requires that people who voted for Trump change their mind. Which in turn requires that those who didn’t vote for Trump show grace and empathy to those whose change of heart came from being hurt by the guy they voted for…
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I agree it’s good to convert voters. The thing that DC Dems can’t seem to get into their thick skulls is that kumbaya listening sessions convert no one. What converts people is creating a social penalty for stupid beliefs and ideas
oh my god
Hyygestank
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
oh my god
This is what I’m saying, if anyone wants to use it as a script
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is what I’m saying, if anyone wants to use it as a script
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No we don't. This is just rich assholes realizing nobody is going to mourn them, either.
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
No we don't. This is just rich assholes realizing nobody is going to mourn them, either.
About to call my reps and express disgust over having to lower the flag for a virulent racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobe
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
About to call my reps and express disgust over having to lower the flag for a virulent racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobe
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charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
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A lot of bad stuff in the news; please enjoy Eddie Money and Huell Howser.
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
A lot of bad stuff in the news; please enjoy Eddie Money and Huell Howser.
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Woke up and made a meme for the year 1980
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Woke up and made a meme for the year 1980
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Doing a thing that I KNOW would take far less time with chatgpt but I'm REFUSING to for ethical reasons but also feeling RATHER STUPID about it and would prefer to have been born in 1853 and died of whooping cough at age 6 I guess
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Doing a thing that I KNOW would take far less time with chatgpt but I'm REFUSING to for ethical reasons but also feeling RATHER STUPID about it and would prefer to have been born in 1853 and died of whooping cough at age 6 I guess
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August 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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sizes S-4XL, korjik not included, hand pressed at home!!!
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sizes S-4XL, korjik not included, hand pressed at home!!!
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#apparel #art
wicked pissah
salt potatoes
Outer Banks
September 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
wicked pissah
I can’t believe that (legal) weed is cheaper than a movie ticket
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I can’t believe that (legal) weed is cheaper than a movie ticket
I’m too lazy to do anything so I trained a monkey to answer my random questions, ghostwrite & illustrate a book for me, & have conversations with me when I’m bored. His name is Dr. Bill Bojangles and does a shitty job but he doesn’t destroy acres of rainforest or deplete the world’s water supply.
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m too lazy to do anything so I trained a monkey to answer my random questions, ghostwrite & illustrate a book for me, & have conversations with me when I’m bored. His name is Dr. Bill Bojangles and does a shitty job but he doesn’t destroy acres of rainforest or deplete the world’s water supply.
I absolutely loved this sweet, weird movie
Another REALLY fun visual movie is on tubi called "Dave Made a Maze"
Dave loses his job and he's depressed. while his girlfriend is out if town Dave makes a cardboard maze, and gets lost inside.
Everything is handmade out of cardboard!! What if House of Leaves was cute?
Dave loses his job and he's depressed. while his girlfriend is out if town Dave makes a cardboard maze, and gets lost inside.
Everything is handmade out of cardboard!! What if House of Leaves was cute?
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I absolutely loved this sweet, weird movie
Boomers still thinking The Doors were an amazing band is baffling to me like yeah dogg I was really into The Mighty Mighty Bosstones when I was 17 but then I heard other music in the subsequent 33 years
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Boomers still thinking The Doors were an amazing band is baffling to me like yeah dogg I was really into The Mighty Mighty Bosstones when I was 17 but then I heard other music in the subsequent 33 years
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Sometimes to calm down I will scroll through the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social episode prints and just look at them. @angrycomics.bsky.social is one of the coolest artists in the world and why she isn't like an Andy Warhol type person at this point is beyond me. topatoco.com/collections/...
WTNV Episode Prints
Episode Prints by Jessica Hayworth -- official merch from Welcome to Night Vale!
topatoco.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sometimes to calm down I will scroll through the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social episode prints and just look at them. @angrycomics.bsky.social is one of the coolest artists in the world and why she isn't like an Andy Warhol type person at this point is beyond me. topatoco.com/collections/...
I went from working with a bunch of people who are wildly talented but also terminally online to working with a bunch of people who ask me to help them print spreadsheets because, “the squares are too tiny when I do it”
They think I’m a genius
I’m never quitting
They think I’m a genius
I’m never quitting
August 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I went from working with a bunch of people who are wildly talented but also terminally online to working with a bunch of people who ask me to help them print spreadsheets because, “the squares are too tiny when I do it”
They think I’m a genius
I’m never quitting
They think I’m a genius
I’m never quitting
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Can’t stop thinking about the time last week that I pushed on a bathroom stall door thinking it was empty (the maniac had both feet up on the door) - their reaction was “jeepers!” and mine was “JESUS CAHRIST”
July 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can’t stop thinking about the time last week that I pushed on a bathroom stall door thinking it was empty (the maniac had both feet up on the door) - their reaction was “jeepers!” and mine was “JESUS CAHRIST”